School Crushes: Whatever happened to......

[O'Rourke]

Anyone brave enough to admit their school crushes?

Unrequited love?

:oops:

[ANDY5565]

mrs paton language teacher perth grammar school.

[chips]

mrs paton language teacher perth grammar school.

You what ???? :shock:

Miss Howie,English teacher Perth Grammar,now there was a hottie tottie !!

Susan Maguire was my first crush (she moved away for a spell) i bumped into her a few years back in the town,after a few beers i told her that i had fancied her rotten at school,she said that if i had thought of asking her out back then,she would have said yes !! Im buying me a Tardis

As a parent now i have to attend concerts,parent evenings etc at each of my kids schools,dunno if its just me but some of the female teachers i have seen are looking superlicious nowadays

[ANDY5565]

You what ???? :shock:

Miss Howie,English teacher Perth Grammar,now there was a hottie tottie !!

Susan Maguire was my first crush (she moved away for a spell) i bumped into her a few years back in the town,after a few beers i told her that i had fancied her rotten at school,she said that if i had thought of asking her out back then,she would have said yes !! Im buying me a Tardis

As a parent now and have had to attend concerts,parent evenings etc at each of my kids schools,dunno if its just me but some of the female teachers i have seen are looking superlicious nowadays

glutton for punishement! its a long story! tell me chipo do you ken her first name,i don't and its been bugging me all these years?

[chips]

For some strange reason i think its Helen,dunno how i know that though

[Eric Openshaw]

Loads of babes at the Grammer, when I was there, but I'm not naming names.

[101 Saint]

Collette Masting, Perth High School 1997 - Chances 0%

[101 Saint]

I flattered myself a tad when I sais earlier that 99% were out of my league when 99.9% was more honest. :wink:

Facebook is great for perving on school crushes:oops:

If only Collette would accept my request...

[rammsteinally]

quite right to and if madam paton ever reads this can i tell her now that all the beltings did their trick,i've learn't mes leçons


think you missed the boat with ms paton last i knew she 's now Mrs Forsyth. great teacher once you got past 2nd year. you should have tried your luck then

[1884]

think you missed the boat with ms paton last i knew she 's now Mrs Forsyth. great teacher once you got past 2nd year. you should have tried your luck then

She was a brute - as Satan Paton and as Mrs Forsyth! When I was a prefect I was delivering the daily diary sheet as normal. When I got to the language huts I knocked on Miss Hutt's door, walked in and handed her the a4 sheet. Fine. No problem. Knocked on Satan's door, walked in and went to hand her the sheet of paper. Well, she went BALLISTIC at me for not waiting at the door to be asked to enter! She was a nasty woman with some issues that clearly weren't helped by her choice of career...:confused:

[chips]

My other School crush had to be the one and only Mrs 1884......if only she knew i exsited

:wink:

[Harry Curran's Love child]

Loads of babes at the Grammer, when I was there, but I'm not naming names.

Miss Ross the music teacher?

[1884]

My other School crush had to be the one and only Mrs 1884......if only she knew i exsited

:wink:


:laugh:Chips, you were just a King Edward at school but I always new you had the potential to become Chips!!! What with those high waisted Pepe jeans with your patterned jumper tucked into them...:shock::laugh::laugh::laugh::wink: Oh, and the mullet hair-do!! Quality!!!:laugh::wink:

[chips]

:laugh:Chips, you were just a King Edward at school but I always new you had the potential to become Chips!!! What with those high waisted Pepe jeans with your patterned jumper tucked into them...:shock::laugh::laugh::laugh::wink: Oh, and the mullet hair-do!! Quality!!!:laugh::wink:

:oops: Gawd i looked like a Dundonian !! Ive still got that pic to prove it

[slf]

Susan Maguire was my first crush (she moved away for a spell) i bumped into her a few years back in the town,after a few beers i told her that i had fancied her rotten at school,she said that if i had thought of asking her out back then,she would have said yes !! Im buying me a Tardis



i like that idea chips man.however youve not thought it out .if you go back in a tardis as 40 year old chipman you will scare the wee lassie and get done as a peado.then you will live in peterhead getting rodgered by some perv .back to the drawing board or chip shop for ideas mate.

[chips]

i like that idea chips man.however youve not thought it out .if you go back in a tardis as 40 year old chipman you will scare the wee lassie and get done as a peado.then you will live in peterhead getting rodgered by some perv .back to the drawing board or chip shop for ideas mate.

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Good point Ma Man !! Think i better have a shave then.

[mogs1968]

Mine was John Thomson, and that wont mean anything to anyone on here unless they went to Hermitage Academy...:laugh:

[saint sid]

Mine was John Thomson, and that wont mean anything to anyone on here unless they went to Hermitage Academy...:laugh:

thats me! hows it going mogs? didnt know you fancied me, why dont you ditch your scumdee united boyfriend and hook up with me?

[101 Saint]

Mine was John Thomson, and that wont mean anything to anyone on here unless they went to Hermitage Academy...:laugh:

Well that's three of us that are honest!

[Honest Saints Fan]

Mine was John Thomson, and that wont mean anything to anyone on here unless they went to Hermitage Academy...:laugh:

As in The Hermitage Academy in Helensburgh?

[mogs1968]

As in The Hermitage Academy in Helensburgh?

yes...:D

[Honest Saints Fan]

yes...:D

Cool. Both my parents went there. I'm a Rosneath girl :D

[mogs1968]

Cool. Both my parents went there. I'm a Rosneath girl :D

I lived at Faslane, just around the corner from Peace camp

[Honest Saints Fan]

I lived at Faslane, just around the corner from Peace camp

The houses infront of St Andrews school?

[mogs1968]

The houses infront of St Andrews school?

well along a bit, its no longer there, Woodlea cres

[Honest Saints Fan]

well along a bit, its no longer there, Woodlea cres

Cool. Yeah it's a big car park now.

[mogs1968]

Cool. Yeah it's a big car park now.

Yes we were at Knockderry Hotel this year and went passed it. My god there"s even a New Hermitage Academy.....

[mogs1968]

thats me! hows it going mogs? didnt know you fancied me, why dont you ditch your scumdee united boyfriend and hook up with me?

Ah so you went To Hermitage Academy then? fav teacher?
and if i were to ditch my Scumdee United boyfriend, could you offer me ritches beyond my wildest dreams........I am very high maintenance...:roll:

[Honest Saints Fan]

Yes we were at Knockderry Hotel this year and went passed it. My god there"s even a New Hermitage Academy.....

10 years too late, what a mess that school was!

[saint sid]

Ah so you went To Hermitage Academy then? fav teacher?
i liked all of them:)


and if i were to ditch my Scumdee United boyfriend, could you offer me ritches beyond my wildest dreams
i would imagine your wildest dreams arent that wild, seeing as you settled for an arab:)


........I am very high maintenance...:roll:
thats cool, i know a good mechanic:cool:

[Teamwork]

Billie May Muirhead from Scone :oops:

and Frances Rae from Perth - i did manage to go out with her for a while :oops:

[bobby kemp]

thats cool, i know a good mechanic:cool:

get a room you 2............:wink:

[Teamwork]

Lovely girl indeed.



outstanding my friend !!!!!

[Remberbuck]

Katherine MacDonald the most gorgeous PE teacher the Academy, or any other school in the universe, ever had.

Tanned, long legged, and all the other things that made small boys risk the wrath of the truly horrible Ned Hunter by peeking through the gaps in the divide between the boys/girls gym, she broke all hearts turning up in a pastel mini skirt outfit at the end of term service at St Johns.

Life's sweet dreams - don't want to know what happened.

[silver_blue]

Cool. Both my parents went there. I'm a Rosneath girl :D

Get my TV pictures fae there and can see it from my front window. Didn't realise anyone lived there apart from the wee hoose at the transmitter ! :laugh:

[StDuncM]

Katherine MacDonald the most gorgeous PE teacher the Academy, or any other school in the universe, ever had.

Tanned, long legged, and all the other things that made small boys risk the wrath of the truly horrible Ned Hunter by peeking through the gaps in the divide between the boys/girls gym, she broke all hearts turning up in a pastel mini skirt outfit at the end of term service at St Johns.

Life's sweet dreams - don't want to know what happened.

Think she came from Scone and lived up the street from my parents house in Thistle Place.

[mogs1968]

Get my TV pictures fae there and can see it from my front window. Didn't realise anyone lived there apart from the wee hoose at the transmitter ! :laugh:

Didnt know they had electricity in Gourock never mind TV...:D

[silver_blue]

Didnt know they had electricity in Gourock never mind TV...:D

TV is steam powered. Very proud of Jimmy Watt over here.

You must have liked the view of Port Glasgow from Helensburgh as you moved to the "Port" of the East Coast. :wink:

[mogs1968]

TV is steam powered. Very proud of Jimmy Watt over here.

You must have liked the view of Port Glasgow from Helensburgh as you moved to the "Port" of the East Coast. :wink:

Port Glasgow is such a lovely view....:neutral:

[mapleleaf]

Back when I was a pre-teen I had the most enormous crush on Alice Rylance, a wee smasher from Hunters Crescent. She was dark with long hair and she turned my crank something fierce.

I carried that particular torch for about three years until she went off with some eejit from Fife ( he was only an eejit 'cos he had Alice and I didn't).

I never had a crush on a teacher. I thought that all of them, women included, were not worth the time, even if I liked some of them.

Smudge

[sjfc.spl.09-10]

my school crush has passed away...


RIP Jean Rattery!:wink:

[ancientsaint]

None....just concentrated on my class studies.

[Wish i was Joe McGurn]

10 years too late, what a mess that school was!

Aye they took the curtains down and it fell down, i played football for garelochhead primary and we thumped roseneath every time we played them, they were mince, kilgreggan were awful too, slanty pitch like no other.

[Honest Saints Fan]

Aye they took the curtains down and it fell down, i played football for garelochhead primary and we thumped roseneath every time we played them, they were mince, kilgreggan were awful too, slanty pitch like no other.

Rosneath were and still are crap at everything! :laugh:

[patsy]

Aye they took the curtains down and it fell down, i played football for garelochhead primary and we thumped roseneath every time we played them, they were mince, kilgreggan were awful too, slanty pitch like no other.

you have never played football :wink:

[Wish i was Joe McGurn]

are u starting where ur two cronies finished on saturday, young team pussy.

[saintbear]

stayed in strathtay road..went to the academy..be about 50 today..had an older brother abut 5 or 6 years older...pretty wee brown hair lass..mother i think was called Mary?

and the dad is Charlie Rae from Craigie

[canuck_saint]

Miss Ross the music teacher?

+1


(although when i think back "satan" paton may well have been quite foxy if a little strict in a max mosley kind of way! there was also a petite little english teacher at the grammar whose name escapes me)

[newyear'sday97]

miss soutar and mrs howe at the grammar

[Fair City Saint]

I had a crush on Mrs. Robertson the French teacher at St. Columba's. I'd have loved to have smashed the bejesus clean oot o' her gub!

[ancientsaint]

I ONLY GOT HALF WAY THRU SECOND YEAR..NO MORE..IM LIMITED..BIT OF A THICKO..DONT KNOW MUCH:oops:

Thats no bad going Andy..........How many Girls were there in second year !!!

[Teamwork]

and the dad is Charlie Rae from Craigie

ex boxer who did the door at the Wheel Inn - hard man right enough, he,ll be getting on in years now !!

[sausageman]

ex boxer who did the door at the Wheel Inn - hard man right enough, he,ll be getting on in years now !!

He was just a liberty taker with his poofy white gloves. Meant to be a boxer but more a mouthpiece from Fife

[ormond boy]

Katherine MacDonald the most gorgeous PE teacher the Academy, or any other school in the universe, ever had.

Tanned, long legged, and all the other things that made small boys risk the wrath of the truly horrible Ned Hunter by peeking through the gaps in the divide between the boys/girls gym, she broke all hearts turning up in a pastel mini skirt outfit at the end of term service at St Johns.

Life's sweet dreams - don't want to know what happened.

An absolute stunner - used to play squash with her at Scone Aerodrome many moons ago. Have no idea where she is now.

[Broggy Man]

ex boxer who did the door at the Wheel Inn - hard man right enough, he,ll be getting on in years now !!

sure he was my milkman and first employer also

[slf]

i dont know

[101 Saint]

Anyone ken the teacher at the high school that drives the silver Audi TT? I think the first part of the reg is SX03... Very pretty!

[bobby kemp]

Anyone ken the teacher at the high school that drives the silver Audi TT? I think the first part of the reg is SX03... Very pretty!

:shock: are you some kind of stalker or a perv ???? :wink:

[slf]

:shock: are you some kind of stalker or a perv ???? :wink:

gayer

[101 Saint]

:shock: are you some kind of stalker or a perv ???? :wink:

To be efficient at the latter, I have perfected the former!

Anyway, how I came to notice her/car is a very boring story.

[headballboy]

To be efficient at the latter, I have perfected the former!

Anyway, how I came to notice her/car is a very boring story.

Boring it may be but we still need to know:twisted::evil:

Mine was Fiona Chalmers at the Academy.Absolute stunner

[101 Saint]

Boring it may be but we still need to know:twisted::evil:

Mine was Fiona Chalmers at the Academy.Absolute stunner

It sounds terrible when I write it down:oops:

[headballboy]

It sounds terrible when I write it down:oops:
Go on.You know you want to.I'll decide :laugh:

[101 Saint]

Go on.You know you want to.I'll decide :laugh:

It's no' yer wife, is it?

[headballboy]

No

[101 Saint]

No

Sister, niece, daughter:oops:

[headballboy]

No relation whatsoever.
We're still waiting!!!:oops::oops::sad:

[101 Saint]

No relation whatsoever.
We're still waiting!!!:oops::oops::sad:

You ever seen bthe episode of Taggart where the wee pupil spys on the French teacher?

[headballboy]

You ever seen bthe episode of Taggart where the wee pupil spys on the French teacher?



Can't say I have.Enlighten me do!

[101 Saint]

Can't say I have.Enlighten me do!

Young lad, is perving on a lassie from his bedroom window. Turns out, she's a school teacher...

Episode is called Violent Delights, never seen the end of it yet!!!

[ANDY5565]

She kills her husband dosent she?

[101 Saint]

She kills her husband dosent she?

Not sure. What channel do you watch Taggart on?

[ANDY5565]

not the english channel!...googled it!