help - for over 18's only

[Real Madrid]

Thats 18 stone :***:

My mum works for Scottish and Southern and they are having their Childrens christmas party this Sunday

Unfortuanatly the real santa can not make it and they need a stand in. As it stands they don't have anyone so there is going to be a lot of dissapointed kids on sunday (about 120)

So they are looking for a suitable person who is available on Sunday afternoon. If you can help PM me

[Calinho]

i recommend Sumo!

[sumo the saintee]

i recommend Sumo!

Sorry i cannae, I'm working, you've heard of that have'nt you cal???

[pezza70]

A store in Sydney has stopped kids sitting on santas lap this year for photos

When will this PC bullshit end?

[Real Madrid]

I have found someone to do the job.

I never knew we had so many large fans

and no Dobbie did not come forward :***:

[Nick]

Fat Bob..aka Penfold???