Poetry about Jason Scotland

[Broon]

Whilst stumbling around the net on my lunch, I discovered this poem about Jason Scotland. Cringe worthy material - be warned! :oops: :oops: :oops:

Click here - you've been warned (http://www.footballpoets.org/p.asp?Id=11933)

So, do we have any budding poets on the forum who can knock up a rhyme or two about our favourite Saints?

[Hazel1884]

Whilst stumbling around the net on my lunch, I discovered this poem about Jason Scotland. Cringe worthy material - be warned! :oops: :oops: :oops:

Click here - you've been warned (http://www.footballpoets.org/p.asp?Id=11933)

So, do we have any budding poets on the forum who can knock up a rhyme or two about our favourite Saints?
Quality! :***:

That's a new P&B sig for me!

boooo! That's what i thought when i read it!!

[Watty]

Whilst stumbling around the net on my lunch, I discovered this poem about Jason Scotland. Cringe worthy material - be warned! :oops: :oops: :oops:

Click here - you've been warned (http://www.footballpoets.org/p.asp?Id=11933)

So, do we have any budding poets on the forum who can knock up a rhyme or two about our favourite Saints?
Quality! :***:

That's a new P&B sig for me!
boooo! That's what i thought when i read it!!
:P :P :P

Can't be difficult to make a poem that bad! :wink:

Is lumbago the only word that rhymes with Trinidad & Tobago! :***:

Is it fook, what about Winnebago!!!

http://www.mnstate.edu/wasson/winnebago.jpg

[saint in the city]

Plate of sago:Lesmahagow:

there are probably worse examples of verse oot there ,just haven`t seen one!! :oops: :oops:

[Watty]

I can sense a limerick in the offing!!

[Broon]

Is lumbago the only word that rhymes with Trinidad & Tobago! :***:

San Diego!

[saint in the city]

Jason Scotland fae Trinidad&Tobago
Wis oot in his mates Winnebago
He says I`m no carin if the parking is free
nae way am I stopping in Dundee
Let`s head on tae Lesmahagow
:oops: :oops: :oops:

[Saintkev]

There's a player called Jase in oor team,
A shy lad, or so it would seem,
The other players did mock,
So he showed them his cock,
The size of which, they could only just dream! :roll:

[Watty]

Pimpin His ride in his Winnebago
It's none other than Jazzie
From trinadad & tobago

Spliff in Hand, he's off to Germanee
along with big Marv and Coco fae dundee.

[Hazel1884]

Pimpin His ride in his Winnebago
It's none other than Jazzie
From trinadad & tobago

Spliff in Hand, he's off to Germanee
along with big Marv and Coco fae dundee.

:***: :***: :***: :***:

[Hazel1884]

Our boss makes up random poems for each of our birthdays for when they hand over a birthday card in the office. Hers for me was class, had stephen dobbie in it! :shock: :D :***:

[TheBigCheese]

Mine is in Haiku form:

Jason is a Saint
thanks to work permit troubles
World Cup bound is he

[Broon]

Jason Scotland from rags to riches,
Thanks to his many work permit glitches,
Hated by hibees,
loved now by saintees,
Stolen from arabs - this has us in stitches :)

[Watty]

'Come on Scotland', you'll hear then fans cry.
He's oor man from Calypso Land, I can't tell a lie.

With his 3 foot mamba, giving defenders a fright.
There ain't no diggity, this boy is not shite.
:wink:

[lethamsaintee]

poetry is cr@p!

[Ronaldo]

Jason's a man,
From the Trinidad and Tobago,
He's also a fan,
Of the wee fat Diego.

See his right foot,
Like a shot from a golf tee,
He now has a suit,
Unknown in the Dundee.

:)