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Broon
14-12-2005, 01:53 PM
What about the poor sod in Australia who caught this beast eating his sheep :o
http://www.cs.stir.ac.uk/~abr/snake/BloodyBigSnake1.jpg
http://www.cs.stir.ac.uk/~abr/snake/BloodyBigSnake2.jpg
Broggy Man
14-12-2005, 02:48 PM
Jesus imagine meeting that on your sunday strole to cure the hangover..
erchie
14-12-2005, 03:56 PM
thats a big worm !!!!!
Broon
14-12-2005, 04:03 PM
I also think its fair to say its not happy with something - possibly the electric fence wrapped around its jaw :***:
sure i just seen that long beast five minutes ago when i was doing a wee :wink: :!: :D
Broon
14-12-2005, 10:11 PM
sure i just seen that long beast five minutes ago when i was doing a wee :wink: :!: :D
Possibly worth getting that checked at the doctors mate :***:
mapleleaf
14-12-2005, 10:53 PM
What is it? I didn't think that there were snakes that large in Oz!
Smudge 8) (but staying the feck away from that bad boy).
Broon
15-12-2005, 08:53 AM
What is it? I didn't think that there were snakes that large in Oz!
Smudge 8) (but staying the feck away from that bad boy).
Ok - turns out this guy was not from Australia after all. Its a Rock Python found in South Africa.
However, all you Aussies out there can't rest easy yet. Turns out you get a 'Scrub Python' which grows up to about 15 feet. Probably just big enough to eat a man :***:
mapleleaf
15-12-2005, 09:11 PM
Whew, that's a relief!
However, I did hear a bit on the wireless about earthworms in Oz that were 1.5 metres long. You could fish for Moby Dick with one of those suckers.
Smudge 8) (but has a really wee worm).
pezza70
15-12-2005, 09:29 PM
8 of the 10 deadliest snakes are found in OZ
We are going for gold and breeding two new ones so we can own the top 10
I once as a young boy saw a snake asleep on a log in the sun one afternoon, I through a rock at it and just missed it, but it slid straight down from the rock, I saw the red stomach and ran for my life.
It was a red belly black python.
People reckon white men cant break 10 secs for the 100 m dash, well if they saw me that afternoon, they would be thinking again.
Ronaldo
16-12-2005, 11:44 AM
I think we should take it on the train to Love Street.
It should get on free. Better take a sheep with us in case it gets hungry.
mapleleaf
16-12-2005, 06:47 PM
I think we should take it on the train to Love Street.
It should get on free. Better take a sheep with us in case it gets hungry.
Nah, I don't think so, mate.
If it was a typical Saints fan it would be pissed when it got on the train, drink most of the way to Paisley and then, with a 3-0 half-time lead would be shouting, "'Gies a pie fer feck sakes."
The poor sheep, meanwhile, would be subject to sexual advances from Mirrens not yet dreamed of in Aberdeen.
Who would subject a poor wee snake to that?
Not me, for a kick off!
Smudge 8)
Ronaldo
17-12-2005, 11:32 AM
I think we should take it on the train to Love Street.
It should get on free. Better take a sheep with us in case it gets hungry.
Nah, I don't think so, mate.
If it was a typical Saints fan it would be pissed when it got on the train, drink most of the way to Paisley and then, with a 3-0 half-time lead would be shouting, "'Gies a pie fer feck sakes."
The poor sheep, meanwhile, would be subject to sexual advances from Mirrens not yet dreamed of in Aberdeen.
Who would subject a poor wee snake to that?
Not me, for a kick off!
Smudge 8)
Good point Mapleleaf, why take that poor snake to Paisley where it will have to suffer a cultural vaccum. That would be abuse.
It's better eating that electric fence. :)
on her way to work one morning.alongside the path,down by the lake
play the snake :P
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