good old perth!

[MUZZ]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/tm_objectid=16481455%26method=full%26siteid=66633-name_page.html quality :!:

[erchie]

fek ! wish i had found this out before it got closed down! :P

[Phil]

At the plough inn?!?!?!?! :shock: :shock:

[SG]

Wahey... miss spanky , anyone got her number ?? :***: :***:

[lethamsaintee]

typical!, something like this 5 minutes from me and i didnt know, bassa!
seriously though, who is the spoilsport?

[mapleleaf]

I read this article and the following, talking about Scotland drinking itself to death.

Conclusion: We're a bunch 'a drunk pain-queers;

Question: What's the feckin' problem?

Smudge 8) (Chips and dips, chains and whips. My place, Saturday night.)

[williamwonka]

twas 5 mins from me as well. was my local! i never knew. makes sense now. it was me that called the police but
only because i saw about 6 women with rubber masks running outside with handcuffs and whips. didnt know they were with that group. thought they
were going to batter me. there next meeting is on christmas eve in the house of principles in perth where ever that may be. got a friend in the know you see. he is called Dom O'Natricks from belfast

[Nick]

Is the avator big enough :wink:

Oh and the owner stays about 5 doors down from me...***

[Victor]

Certainly makes you think twice about the name..Plough Inn!!

To me its more shocking that this is the first Record report ive read that didnt include such as the 'Rangers daft' madam or 'the Celtic following' whipper....

[Calinho]

i bloody stay next to the rechid gay bar!

[Das Rave]

We read this in our local and had a good laugh. Even more so when a guy chipped in wi......

Her name's Ms Spanky and she runs an S&M club. What are the chances o that?

[pezza70]

I went to a similar club by mistake(honest) down here called the hell fire club

I was in such a state of shock, I spent 4 hours there watching these people.

One bloke was wrapped up in carpet and people paid 20 dollars to kick and jump up and down on the carpet with him inside it.

Another person with a whip spanked one of my mates, he let rip with a right hook and knocked this person down, before we knew what whas happening there were trannies as big as mountains trying to bash the crap out of us.

Only ever went there the once, its only opened the last thursday of every month as an s and m joint.

[mapleleaf]

I went to one 'a them places once. I shoulda sued them. S&M, me arse.

There was not a single Spaniard or Mexican person there! I coulda had more fun staying at the home and having a game 'a pontoon with Itchy Sadie, the ould boot!

A young lady whispered in my ear, "D'ya wanna be my slave?" I thought she said, "Do you want to be saved?" I replied, "Praise the Lord, yes, Sister."

She proceeded to beat the crap outta me with a horsewhip.

When she was done, I asked her, "Sister, I suffer. Will you kneel and pray with me?" I don't know what she thought I said but she called for two ministers, very large young men who threw me out the back close and gave me some more of being saved which was very hard on the ribs.

Smudge 8) (Not goin' back to that church).

[Saintkev]

Smudge is back... this is what he's famed for... good madness work my man!

[chopper]

i bloody stay next to the rechid gay bar!

What rechid :?: gay bar? :?