i fancy a game......

[lethamsaintee]

but im no exactly pele, or hannah for that matter.
whats the standard of player required?
















could also be doing with losing 2 stone :oops:

[nips]

Has chopper changed his name?

[lethamsaintee]

Has chopper changed his name?

:***:

[chopper]

Has chopper changed his name?

No, as I need to lose about 22 stone (before any cunny funt's like Woody or Jinky get in first!)

[Tranmere Saintee]

but im no exactly pele, or hannah for that matter.
whats the standard of player required?

Preferably 2 legs, ability to get into a strip (football variety), enjoy a swallie or 3 after the game (or even before so long as you don't spew on the pitch), love referees, can get up early on a Saturday morning and most importantly support Saints before any other club!!!

[lethamsaintee]

but im no exactly pele, or hannah for that matter.
whats the standard of player required?

Preferably 2 legs, ability to get into a strip (football variety), enjoy a swallie or 3 after the game (or even before so long as you don't spew on the pitch), love referees, can get up early on a Saturday morning and most importantly support Saints before any other club!!!

i fit those strict criterias, i should be ok :***:

[Saintkev]

I fancy a game... don't we all! :roll:

Just add your name next time we get a fixture sorted!

[lethamsaintee]

I fancy a game... don't we all! :roll:

Just add your name next time we get a fixture sorted!

ok boss man

[Al C]

Standard we desire is Zidane or Ronaldinho!!

However given this is unlikely we will take any Saints fan with any kind of basic ability that likes to socialise!!

[lethamsaintee]

Standard we desire is Zidane or Ronaldinho!!

However given this is unlikely we will take any Saints fan with any kind of basic ability that likes to socialise!!

socialise = drink thyself into a drunken stupor, i assume :wink: