Dunfermline Saint
28-12-2005, 02:33 PM
Just heard a story full of festive cheer from a colleague at work;
He was out with his friend (the Coagie in question) on Friday night. After a few drinks the Coagie started pulling what my colleague described as "the biggest, fattest ugliest girl in the pub.
Well, one thing led to another and she decided she would like an evening contracting STD's STI's and the like. The next day the Coagie was woken by the woman screaming her head off.
What had provoked such an outburst???
She seemed to be upset by the fact that he (in his own flat) had got up during the night and pissed all over the carpet at the side of the bed.
Proof if proof were needed about the cleanliness, hygiene and toilet training skills of the residents of the city up the Tay.
He was out with his friend (the Coagie in question) on Friday night. After a few drinks the Coagie started pulling what my colleague described as "the biggest, fattest ugliest girl in the pub.
Well, one thing led to another and she decided she would like an evening contracting STD's STI's and the like. The next day the Coagie was woken by the woman screaming her head off.
What had provoked such an outburst???
She seemed to be upset by the fact that he (in his own flat) had got up during the night and pissed all over the carpet at the side of the bed.
Proof if proof were needed about the cleanliness, hygiene and toilet training skills of the residents of the city up the Tay.