Saints Sign New Cleaner

[Maradona]

Kenny Deuchar will start as the head cleaner on monday morning in an interveiw with the london times he said " It prue well doss i got that pure mental cleaning job canny wait min "

With big name cleaners the skys the limit

[StDuncM]

Head Cleaner? He is a qualified Practitioner of Medicine. He would certainly not head up the Domestic department. WC attendant perhaps, but nowhere near smart enough to be the boss.