wee john
02-02-2006, 09:07 AM
Two Dundonians die and it's decided they deserve to go to hell, so
>>>they
>>>>wake up in hell and its roasting hot. The devil decides to look in on
>>his two new members and sees that they are wrapped up in parkas and
>>scarves and woolly Tammy's, sitting around the fire drinking beer and
>>having fun, this annoys the devil so he decides to have a word. "You
>>>two
>>>>were sent here to suffer not to enjoy yourselves, what's going on?" so
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>>>>they explain that the weather in Dundee is always cold and they were
>>enjoying the heat. This infuriates the devil so he decides to turn up
>>the heat. Next day its sweltering and everyone in hell is screaming and
>>wailing, so the devil goes in to see the Dundonians and they are still
>>dressed in winter gear , drinking beer and enjoying the heat, this
>>>makes
>>>>the devil furious , then he thinks, " these guys are used to being
>>miserable in the cold in Dundee," so off he goes to the boiler room and
>>turns off the heat, then puts freezing air through the ventilation
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>>>>system, he leaves it like this all night and in the morning goes to
>>see
>>what's happened. There are icicles hanging from everywhere, the floor
>>>is
>>>>all iced up and there are frozen bodies everywhere. When he gets to
>>their room he can hear singing, he looks in and sees the two of them
>>hugging , jumping about and cheering, the devil can't work this out so
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>>>>he asks, " What's going on now? I can't make you suffer with heat, and
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>>>>now I'm trying to freeze you both, your are even happier! The two men
>>look around and explain, "You don't understand Satan, if hell has
>>>frozen
>>>>over Dundee Fc are back in the premier league!!!!!!!! J
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>>>they
>>>>wake up in hell and its roasting hot. The devil decides to look in on
>>his two new members and sees that they are wrapped up in parkas and
>>scarves and woolly Tammy's, sitting around the fire drinking beer and
>>having fun, this annoys the devil so he decides to have a word. "You
>>>two
>>>>were sent here to suffer not to enjoy yourselves, what's going on?" so
>>
>>>>they explain that the weather in Dundee is always cold and they were
>>enjoying the heat. This infuriates the devil so he decides to turn up
>>the heat. Next day its sweltering and everyone in hell is screaming and
>>wailing, so the devil goes in to see the Dundonians and they are still
>>dressed in winter gear , drinking beer and enjoying the heat, this
>>>makes
>>>>the devil furious , then he thinks, " these guys are used to being
>>miserable in the cold in Dundee," so off he goes to the boiler room and
>>turns off the heat, then puts freezing air through the ventilation
>>
>>>>system, he leaves it like this all night and in the morning goes to
>>see
>>what's happened. There are icicles hanging from everywhere, the floor
>>>is
>>>>all iced up and there are frozen bodies everywhere. When he gets to
>>their room he can hear singing, he looks in and sees the two of them
>>hugging , jumping about and cheering, the devil can't work this out so
>>
>>>>he asks, " What's going on now? I can't make you suffer with heat, and
>>
>>>>now I'm trying to freeze you both, your are even happier! The two men
>>look around and explain, "You don't understand Satan, if hell has
>>>frozen
>>>>over Dundee Fc are back in the premier league!!!!!!!! J
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