offside rule for girls

[wee john]

Vital info for upcoming World Cup.

The offside rule explained for girls


You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend ! is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

[Ronaldo]

Exactly right John, Exactly right.
Also if during the flight of the purse one of the shopper's friend is clearly behind the other shopper but is not interested in the purchase of the shoes then that shopper is clearly not interfering with the purchase of the shoes.



Scientists are clearly monitoring the spread of bird flu and believe that it is the female that is the carrier of this virus. However they are having difficulty identifying the female. Can you spot the difference?

http://www.openmindsuk.com/birdflu.gif

:wink:

[Ronaldo]

Och nobody took the bait. :roll:
:)

[garydavidson]

this is the greatest thread i have ever seen :)