Dunfermline Saint
15-11-2008, 02:07 AM
After Emma's quite frankly sympathetic (how many PM's did you get!) advert for a Saintee mate to be with her, I thought I should step up to the plate and help her find the Saint she needs!
Fill in the blanks, and I'm sure we will have our first WAP born relationship!
Name: David Morgan
Age: 23
Weight: erm....with or with out beer belly or man breasts?
Marital Status: I stay in Dunfermline, when has that ever mattered?
What do you look for in a woman? (first person to say my <male chicken> gets banned): When you look my me, you're never too fussy!
Hobbies and Pastimes: God's chosen team and baiting fans of teams less fortunate than ourselves who didn't have the "Perth Privilege"
Random facts to "seal the deal": One of Tractor Boys comrades sacked me from my last job! Booooo him.....flcking Booooo him!
Fill in the blanks, and I'm sure we will have our first WAP born relationship!
Name: David Morgan
Age: 23
Weight: erm....with or with out beer belly or man breasts?
Marital Status: I stay in Dunfermline, when has that ever mattered?
What do you look for in a woman? (first person to say my <male chicken> gets banned): When you look my me, you're never too fussy!
Hobbies and Pastimes: God's chosen team and baiting fans of teams less fortunate than ourselves who didn't have the "Perth Privilege"
Random facts to "seal the deal": One of Tractor Boys comrades sacked me from my last job! Booooo him.....flcking Booooo him!