ODE TO e***ISH RUGBY

[wee john]

Ode to the English Rugby Team
>
> Ye come up here tae paradise , tae beat us at your game,
>
> Aw wind and p*ss and full o' sh*t, yer a' the bl**dy same.
>
> Ye caw yersels World champions, the nations most elite,
>
> But Scotland are the greatest noo, cos yuv just been f*ckin 'beat.
>
> A game that wis invented, fur English gentlemen,
>
> No Highland Jocks wie tartan frocks, well bl**dy think again.
>
> A baw that's shapit like an egg, it's jist a stupit farce,
>
> Bitah suppose it makes it easier, tae ram right up yer a*se.
>
> So git back home an lick yer wounds, yer a buch o stupit fools,
>
> It's time fur you tae cheat again, and change the f*ckin rules.
>
> Rugby,fitba, cricket tae, yer jist a shower o chancers,
>
> Stick tae whit ye dae the best, you Morris f*ckin dancers!!!
>
>
>
>
>
> In Addition:
>
> EXCLUSIVE: 15 MEN CHOKE IN FRONT OF LARGE CROWD 67,500 spectators
> watched helplessly yesterday as 15 sportsmen choked in front of them,
> apparently after being force-fed large slices of humble pie. A doctor
> attending the scene said that the men had a medical history of this
> sort of thing: apparently it happened in 1999 and 2000.
>
> CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
>
> FOR SALE
> One chariot, (low-swinging, sweet type),in urgent need of repair
> (wheels have come off..again). One careless owner, details from Andy,
> Tel.Twickenham 18-12.
>
>
> LOST
> One rugby match, believed mislaid in the Edinburgh area. Of great
> personal significance, reward to finder. Call Martin or Andy on
> speed-dial.
>
> IN MEMORIAM
> Slam, G : Passed away,25February 2006. Sorely missed by Andy and the
> boys. Will never forget you, will we ever see your like again?
>
> FOR SALE
> 100,000 Grand Slam t-shirts, ties & scarves - unused (choice of 1999,
> 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006) Contact : RFU, Twickenham.
>
> LOST (on way to Edinburgh)
> (i) Plan B
> (ii) Good grace
> (iii) Bottle
> Please contact: M Corry,A Robinson,
> (Twickenham)

[stanley saint]

outstanding :***:

[Kevin]

***, just as well I have my piece of paper that give me Scots nationality :shock:

[wee john]

***, just as well I have my piece of paper that give me Scots nationality :shock:

paper doesn't count, it has to be in your blood/heart :***:

[Kevin]

***, just as well I have my piece of paper that give me Scots nationality :shock:

paper doesn't count, it has to be in your blood/heart :***:

Aye right, just like it does for half the scottish fitba team then!! :roll:

[wee john]

:***:

aye but they have always wanted to play for their grannies country :wink:

[shandon saint]

URGENT TRAVEL NEWS FROM THE BBC



England supporters awaiting the arrival of the 'Grand Slam Express' are advised that due to a points failure and subsequent derailment at Murrayfield, the 18.12 from Edinburgh has been cancelled.


Further bad news as the A1 south has been blocked by a large number of wheel less chariots. Police advise that any owner of a vehicle unable to swing low, should call Scottish emergency services on 0900-GETITUPYEEZ, and await the arrival of someone coming for to carry them home. Kind locals are believed to be keeping distressed England supporters supplied with large amounts of humble pie, although sour grapes are available if necessary.

[stanley saint]

i work with loads of english and its been good to be on the given abuse rather than taken it ....

[Victor]

Aye right, just like it does for half the scottish fitba team then!! :roll:
Wonder if John Barnes or Owen Hargreaves would like to comment on this topic.

[Ronaldo]

Kevin could you play 'Flower Of Scotland' tomorrow , we know you love us. :wink:

[208saint]

Ode to the English Rugby Team
>
> Ye come up here tae paradise , tae beat us at your game,
>
> Aw wind and p*ss and full o' sh*t, yer a' the bl**dy same.
>
> Ye caw yersels World champions, the nations most elite,
>
> But Scotland are the greatest noo, cos yuv just been f*ckin 'beat.
>
> A game that wis invented, fur English gentlemen,
>
> No Highland Jocks wie tartan frocks, well bl**dy think again.
>
> A baw that's shapit like an egg, it's jist a stupit farce,
>
> Bitah suppose it makes it easier, tae ram right up yer a*se.
>
> So git back home an lick yer wounds, yer a buch o stupit fools,
>
> It's time fur you tae cheat again, and change the f*ckin rules.
>
> Rugby,fitba, cricket tae, yer jist a shower o chancers,
>
> Stick tae whit ye dae the best, you Morris f*ckin dancers!!!
>
>
>
>
>
> In Addition:
>
> EXCLUSIVE: 15 MEN CHOKE IN FRONT OF LARGE CROWD 67,500 spectators
> watched helplessly yesterday as 15 sportsmen choked in front of them,
> apparently after being force-fed large slices of humble pie. A doctor
> attending the scene said that the men had a medical history of this
> sort of thing: apparently it happened in 1999 and 2000.
>
> CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS
>
> FOR SALE
> One chariot, (low-swinging, sweet type),in urgent need of repair
> (wheels have come off..again). One careless owner, details from Andy,
> Tel.Twickenham 18-12.
>
>
> LOST
> One rugby match, believed mislaid in the Edinburgh area. Of great
> personal significance, reward to finder. Call Martin or Andy on
> speed-dial.
>
> IN MEMORIAM
> Slam, G : Passed away,25February 2006. Sorely missed by Andy and the
> boys. Will never forget you, will we ever see your like again?
>
> FOR SALE
> 100,000 Grand Slam t-shirts, ties & scarves - unused (choice of 1999,
> 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006) Contact : RFU, Twickenham.
>
> LOST (on way to Edinburgh)
> (i) Plan B
> (ii) Good grace
> (iii) Bottle
> Please contact: M Corry,A Robinson,
> (Twickenham)

I am getting heartily sick of this blatant racism aimed at our english cousins, you must all remember that we are all actually British and should learn to live and love each other














Aye yer maw, get it right up yees

[StDuncM]

Anyone who knows anything about rugby will know that England came up against a Scottish side intent on doing nothing more than defending during the game. This we did well for most of the 80 minutes, briefly foraging into the England half every so often.

Hadden appears to be getting it right but we cannot get carried away with victories against England and France. :P :P :P

[stanley saint]

it was more tan defending .. we out played them at there own game