Best Nicknames for a work colleague's

[pezza70]

I work for an organisation with over 1100 people and there are a couple of great nick names

We have a bloke who's surname is Sigsworth and he is known as what's a packet of sigsworth

Hardy - known as Cracker or always cracking a hardy

Wassey - known as wassey a mad rooter or what do u mean wassey?

Peter - known as Peter the phantom puller or pete the painter from picnic point.

Cartwright - known as Big Hoss or Cartwright cant fart right

There are quite a few "empty heads" and 'No I as in no F..king idea"

The best one I reckon is a young female who went from a P.A. to a project manager and a 30 k pay rise, she is commonly known as "swallow the evidence" or the "town hall mattress" you just need to be wearing a suit to lay down.

There was a bloke here last year known as the screamer, who every lunchtime went to the toilets to relieve himself and didnt hold back at the end, he got the sack, but he was known council wide as the screamer, le freak, that bloke who wanks at work. :roll:

[wee john]

Wee John - cause I'm really 6ft 4.
Archie - cause his surname is MacPherson.
Joe 90 - Double of him, Raith Rovers supporter (who remembers him, wonder if he stil goes?)
FEB - my mate who is a Fat E***ish B***ard. (no offence to anyone, just him)

[Watty]

Some past work colleague ones -

Pato Banton (surname ryhmed with Banton)
Fernando (Hair resembled that of Fernando Couto's when it was at it's wildest)
Moonface/Spoonpus (Big Coupon)

[Das Rave]

we got a weegie called Lavvyheid
and a guy I used to work wi, who's face looks like an old slipper gets called Big Baff
Or the guy who lost his dog Wullie Douglas(Dugless) My personal favourite!!

[Hazel1884]

we got a weegie called Lavvyheid

Only you call him that!

We're not allowed nicknames for folk in the chippy cos they aw go in a huff! And in the council, well there's an age barrier between a few of us in the office....

[Tranmere Saintee]

FEB - my mate who is a Fat E***ish B***ard. (no offence to anyone, just him)

And how many FEB's do you know and reckon to be your friend :roll:

Worked with a guy years ago know as Bogbrush (skiny as a pole with spikey hair) and from this very site there is 'Nipples' (dieing to hear his excuse).

[pezza70]

There is a bloke the girls all at work call him scott, I was calling him scott also until he told me his name was barry.

scott no mates

scott no hair

scott no tooth brush

scott no chance?

scott bad breath

poor bloke, I wonder what they say about me?

other then being John Holmes stunt double, they can say what they like :***:

[sumo the saintee]

I get called Sanjay at the work :shock:

[Real Madrid]

When I worked at Landalow we called the cleaner Arthur as she only did half a job

One boss was called "the seagull" as when he came in the office he stirred things up, drops shit then flew off again

I worked with someone who we called "Fifer scum bag" as he came from Fife

[Ray Blair]

We've got a guy at work who is not a friend of the truth.............
he is known as George Hans Christian(his surname)

[ST GAZ]

SKUNK PITS/PITS due to him having a seriously bad BO problem

DOUGAL is my wife's nickname as she used to have long blonde bobbed hair like Dougal in the magic roundabout.

BLISTER a boss who would only appear when the work was done.

[saintbear]

we got a weegie called Lavvyheid
and a guy I used to work wi, who's face looks like an old slipper gets called Big Baff
Or the guy who lost his dog Wullie Douglas(Dugless) My personal favourite!!

having met lavvyheid seeing is beleiveing a scene from jeepers creepers FOD style :shock:

[MUZZ]

plenty boys at my work known as 'numb-nuts' :twisted:

[LewGti]

I get called LULU......Does my titts in.

[nips]

Worked with a guy years ago know as Bogbrush (skiny as a pole with spikey hair) and from this very site there is 'Nipples' (dieing to hear his excuse).

It's actually a crap story TS - one of my mates at Uni got pissed and started calling people random names and unfortunately mine stuck!

[lethamsaintee]

syborg razor cut, on account of who knows? :oops:

[wee john]

FEB - my mate who is a Fat E***ish B***ard. (no offence to anyone, just him)

And how many FEB's do you know and reckon to be your friend :roll:
(dieing to hear his excuse).

I know plenty FEB's Phil.
Did that offend you?
I did say no offence to anyone, and meant it.

[Nessie]

"The Edge" his initials are EJ and that some how evolved in to edge then we stuck THE at the front.

when you call him on an internal call it actually comes up as 'the edge' even the owner of the company calls him 'the edge'

we used to have a lass that was the same height as yoda, so she was called (not to her face) Yoda.

we have a 'Nippy' because sometimes she can be a nippy b'stard.

Our Divisional Manager was called Danger Mouse for a day until he emailed that anyone calling him that would get it.