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Saintkev
10-03-2006, 10:17 AM
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

"If I Were A Rich Man" sings the cast of any musical production of 'Fiddler On The Roof' (I suspect it's about a person self-gratifying themself whilst watching people through their skylight? - never seen it!).

What would be the biggest thing you'd buy if you were. What would be the biggest change to your lifestyle?

Women; feel free to answer as though you were a rich woman...
Kevin
10-03-2006, 11:39 AM
I'd buy the Old Firm and sell the land off for building new religious sites where the bigots can go and continue to worship properly.
Davey
10-03-2006, 03:54 PM
id buy my gaffers buisness an make him do all the shitey jobs i have to do 8)
sumo the saintee
10-03-2006, 05:43 PM
Buy a huge house name it St. Johnstone manner and move all my mates in
mainstand
10-03-2006, 07:59 PM
Buy a huge house name it St. Johnstone manner and move all my mates in

What about all the rest of the rooms then :wink: :wink: :***:
sumo the saintee
10-03-2006, 08:16 PM
Buy a huge house name it St. Johnstone manner and move all my mates in

What about all the rest of the rooms then :wink: :wink: :***:

:***:
Wendy
10-03-2006, 09:15 PM
The biggest thing I'd buy would be a country house in Scotland.
The biggest change to my lifestyle would be that I'd quit work (wait a minute - I've already done that) and continue to write.
pezza70
10-03-2006, 11:12 PM
I'd buy a beach which has perfect wave after wave rolling in, and then when not surfing, I'd be dropping a line in and catching my dinner.

I'd have Jamie Oliver as my personal chef, David "the hoff" Hasselhoff would be head of security on the beach, and then the rest of it would be made up beautful women who worship the ground I walk on.

Now back to reality Im off to do a load of washing and some ironing :cry:
t
11-03-2006, 11:01 PM
I'd buy the vacant 'Iceland' building on the Glasgow Road, renovate it into a 20 bedroom hostel for the homeless (8 beds a room).
I'd then fill it with druggies from Glasgow and charge the local council (the local taxpayers) a tidy sum for the pleasure.


Pity the Waverley got there first.

That wee wall would make a good 'begging area'.