Saintkev
17-03-2006, 03:41 PM
PSJ were today rocked by the news that they will be left without the services of young wide-midfielder, David Hunter for quite some time. Davey, also known as The Rocket due more to his neddish behaviour than his powerful shot, was taken for a routine operation at the request of club Doctor, Doctor Doug to remove the lining tissue out of his nose in a an effort to help the youngster pronounce the word you as ‘you’ rather than ‘sue’!
Dr Nick Riviera performed the operation, but had bad news for waiting PSJ Gaffer, al Christie… “Hi evereebodee, I’m Dr Nick, your patient requires two plastic splints in each nostril, he looks like a fanny and wont be available for selection for around 6 to 8 weeks.”
Al was gutted, saying, “I’m gutted!”.
Captain Kevman was quoted as saying, “The Wee Rocket is good in the dressing room, gash on the pitch, but good in the dressing room, we’re gonna miss him.”
Not everyone is so down at this news though, Vice-Captain, Mikey Woodburn, had this to say “Good riddance, that wee bawbag was quickly gaining enough momentum to get a promotion to my role, team idiot!”
PSJ therefore face Geordie Munrovers tomorrow with a squad of just 12 and will certainly find it difficult against a side that have proven to be no push-over in recent years, but as we all know, itÂ’s when the backs are against the wall that PSJ come out fighting.
Injured Davey wished to end his rather painful interview with a rallying call for his colleagues… “Boys, I’m too sore just now to be there tomorrow, get intae they Fife Radges and I’ll see you all at Dens, we hate Dundee more than sue!”. Heart-warming stuff!
So how will PSJ get on? It would seem nobody nose and it's a very hard game to pick! let's just hope they don't blow it against something of a bogey team.
Your's in PSJ Sport, Kev Brockman!
Dr Nick Riviera performed the operation, but had bad news for waiting PSJ Gaffer, al Christie… “Hi evereebodee, I’m Dr Nick, your patient requires two plastic splints in each nostril, he looks like a fanny and wont be available for selection for around 6 to 8 weeks.”
Al was gutted, saying, “I’m gutted!”.
Captain Kevman was quoted as saying, “The Wee Rocket is good in the dressing room, gash on the pitch, but good in the dressing room, we’re gonna miss him.”
Not everyone is so down at this news though, Vice-Captain, Mikey Woodburn, had this to say “Good riddance, that wee bawbag was quickly gaining enough momentum to get a promotion to my role, team idiot!”
PSJ therefore face Geordie Munrovers tomorrow with a squad of just 12 and will certainly find it difficult against a side that have proven to be no push-over in recent years, but as we all know, itÂ’s when the backs are against the wall that PSJ come out fighting.
Injured Davey wished to end his rather painful interview with a rallying call for his colleagues… “Boys, I’m too sore just now to be there tomorrow, get intae they Fife Radges and I’ll see you all at Dens, we hate Dundee more than sue!”. Heart-warming stuff!
So how will PSJ get on? It would seem nobody nose and it's a very hard game to pick! let's just hope they don't blow it against something of a bogey team.
Your's in PSJ Sport, Kev Brockman!