Derek Patterson

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Deep In The Arms Of Morpheus
  • Interests
    Fine wine, real ales, orienteering, hovercraft, UFOs.
  • Occupation
    Moicher
  1. Derek Patterson

    Spinky Den?

    The polis dinnae ken where it is.
  2. Derek Patterson

    Spinky Den?

    Has anyone heard of this and if so do they know where it is? Apparently there's a couple of other places that share the name (out past Scone Palace and also near Leven in Fife) but this is somewhere around Perth. Thought it may have been somewhere up the back of Craigie or Moncrieffe or maybe up Necessity Brae way. Any ideas?
  3. Derek Patterson

    Perth Paedophile’S Home Overlooks North Muirton Primary School

    Fs it seems I've had my hair cut by a filer going by that site.
  4. Derek Patterson

    Tommy Wright

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=chOVH_aj9c0
  5. Derek Patterson

    Spartak Trnava V Saints

    No pyro, no party
  6. Derek Patterson

    We Are All Andy5565!

    Did he ever really go away?
  7. Derek Patterson

    St Johnstone V Fc Luzern Thursday 24 July 2014

    Think he's just the type that gets into a 'zone' (mind Ken Shamrock?) and just shows absolutely no emotion. Assume it helps in such a situation. He looked perfectly chuffed after the whistle went.
  8. Derek Patterson

    Could Saints Be In Trouble From Uefa?

    Tommy was about to Tombstone the boy before being calmed down.
  9. Derek Patterson

    Match Tickets For Luzern At Home

    Old man is stuck offshore so have 1 extra adult ticket for the North. Row L. £26. Can deliver locally if required.
  10. Derek Patterson

    Match Tickets For Luzern At Home

    Was at the office 20 mins ago. Only a handful of seats right in the front rows of East and Main stands. Got 4 purchased for the North.
  11. Derek Patterson

    Still Buzzing No Steaming...

    Tins of thon yellow stuff from the Coop was the sensible drinker's choice. 1.65 a can. Assuming it's their equivalent of Tennent's but is actually quite a nice beer.
  12. Derek Patterson

    Fc Luzern Away

    Wondered what that was about. Just saw someone scarper with the flag and a couple of our lot in pursuit.
  13. Derek Patterson

    Stewards And Police Today

    Absolutely. Just like Pogs, Tamagochis, Pokemon etc, there will soon be a new craze making it obsolete.
  14. Derek Patterson

    Stewards And Police Today

    Indeed. Perhaps the rest of them haven't quite honed their promo skills yet so rely on someone else as a mouthpiece. Like the wrestling back in the day when they had someone who was moich but shite with a microphone so had a manager to talk for them.
  15. Derek Patterson

    Stewards And Police Today

    Stop drinking beer, stop taking cocaine. Start taking magic mushrooms and LSD instead.