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Depends on age, etc.Looking ahead to the season after next are we.

Looks like it's here, at last.

Welsh, Irish, English and Scottish soldier are captured by the Iraqis, the Iraqis tell them they will be shot and can have one last request. The Welshman says-"can I have 1000 Welsh choir singers singing Land of my father", the Irishman says" can I have 1000 riverdancers singing Danny boy", the Englishmans last request is to have "Vera Lynn singing The White Cliffs of Dover". They ask the Scotsman whathis last request is, he says "Shoot me first".

££££££££££££££££££££££££££.ho ho ho.

Dundee had their worst season for decades last season but still pull in a bigger crowd than Saints.A winning Dundee team is by far the biggest entity on Tayside, history proves it conclusively.

Why won't it last long, Dundee have nothing to fear from 90% of the SPL, only the Old Firm can outspend us.

Wouldn't get in our team, doesn't cost enough.

Everyone in Scottish football must be jealous of Dundee's financial position,no one else seems to have a penny. Who have Saints, United, Hibs etc signed, can't think of anyone.The only nuisance is renewing my passport fot the 2011-2012 season, European football back at Dens again. About time too.

Isn't jealousy a terrible thing, maybe Jocky will lend Derek £50 for a signing.

Once he got the money from Camelot it was reported United Chairman Steven Thompson was straight at his front door, along with about 200 minks from Kirkton.

Yawn.

Melvilles money is coming in handy, Dundee don't have a penny of debt and Jocky will have plenty nore to spend once all the season tickets are bought.

The rebels should swan off back to Ireland.

Having no debt is a great help, Melville spends his multi-millions as he likes and it is win win win for Dundee.We have only spent about £500 000 this season, it won't be much more by kick off time. A drop in the ocean to Melvilles £130 million or whatever it is. He is building a team to get out of this division just now, not to win the Champions league.

Are Saints splashing the cash in their survival bid ?