Watty Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Newsflash, Jean hus been foond deed, wonder if her demise is true this time round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthsaint1884 Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 ill believe it when its on the news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 its true! talk o the toon apparently! RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUZZ Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 its true! talk o the toon apparently! RIP youre quite emotional about this davey boy. have u shared special times with jeanie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 aye a few tinnies too! nah just one of perths most famous sites!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 The town is full of these wee Jeannie Wannabees, and they're disgusting little sick-bags... they should take a look at the way Jeannie conducted business and take note! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel1884 Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 What like Mad max?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Nah, Mad Max is old skool, always pleasant... not like the wee pricks that always pee up ma close and are constantly going around with manky scabbed-up faces! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueheaven Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 I actually spotted Jean slurping down a Yakult outside the Post Office a month or so ago. It's a memory I will always cherish. Clearly, though, it was too little, too late. Having said that, given the number of times she's been rumoured to have snuffed it over the years, I'm not believing a word of it - I firmly believe that she cannot be destroyed by conventional methods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel1884 Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Nah, Mad Max is old skool, always pleasant... not like the wee pricks that always pee up ma close and are constantly going around with manky scabbed-up faces! How is asking a young girl like me for money whilst she tries to stagger to the next pub pleasant?! He's the only beggar i've ever encountered in Perth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watty Posted May 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 I actually spotted Jean slurping down a Yakult outside the Post Office a month or so ago. It's a memory I will always cherish. Clearly, though, it was too little, too late. Having said that, given the number of times she's been rumoured to have snuffed it over the years, I'm not believing a word of it - I firmly believe that she cannot be destroyed by conventional methods. Others feel free to share their most cherished Jean memories here in a cyber book of condolences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthsaint1884 Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 she was sleeping on a bench in the town one day then fell off it and started shouting at the bench, quality monent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watty Posted May 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 I was once unfortunate enough to see Jean squatting up a close having a pish, or maybe even a dump, a memory that i will take to my grave with me. I was only innocently walking thru the close beside the clydesdal bank on methven street. Wonder if she'll get turned away at the pearly gates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthsaint1884 Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 I was once unfortunate enough to see Jean squatting up a close having a pish, or maybe even a dump, a memory that i will take to my grave with me. I was only innocently walking thru the close beside the clydesdal bank on methven street. Wonder if she'll get turned away at the pearly gates. shell b so pissed she wont be able to find her way there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Col Kojak Slaphead III Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Anyone remember the story in the paper a few years back about her getting arrested after she was spotted waving an army issue Sub-Machine gun?? Apparently it fell off the back of an army truck and she happened to pick it up. fantastic!! Carron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueheaven Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 It's always annoyed me that the PA has never latched onto the Jean legend and done an interview with her. Let's face it, she's a local celebrity and someone everyone knows about - I'd be genuinely interested to hear her life story. I bet it's a cracker. The local paper could have done a great serialisation of the Jeannie legend - I know I'd buy it! That's not to say I'm not consistently enthralled by the staple diet of adverts for the Old Firm and endless witterings about the Black bloody Watch, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 How is asking a young girl like me for money whilst she tries to stagger to the next pub pleasant?! He's the only beggar i've ever encountered in Perth! Did he threaten you... I doubt it... Mad Max is a bit different (okay a lot) but is just a drunken buffoon. My most memorable story of Queen Jeannie is... (don't read on if you have a weak stomach) hearing of how she lay down in a road at Xmas so that she could get jailed for a few days and get a nice meal... she was soon arrested and taken in and searched for drink and was surprisingly found 'clean'... A day or so later she was found plastered in her cell with a full sized bottle of Darren Dodka beside her... smuggled in!!! :x I did warn you! Carron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt Col Kojak Slaphead III Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Another one i heard. She was lifted for something, slung her in a cell at the police station after taking aw her booze off her, went back tae check on her half an hour later and there she is sipping a tinnie which she had hidden in a certain orifice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Just had it confirmed... Queen Jeannie was found dead in a flat on the High Street... nobody had that in the sweepie, just gutters!! There's an orbituary in tonight's 'Nin Tully! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthsaint1884 Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 R.I.P JEAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 Hope she doesn't get cremated i live far too close for comfort: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 I saw her on Friday. Think it was in the South Street. How has it been confirmed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 This can't be true, I've known her all my drinking life and in her case I mean drinking. Jesus was an amateur since Jeannie rose from the dead hundreds more times than him and looked as if she was nailed to a cross on several occasions. I still like the story of her finding that machine gun which fell off the back of the army truck. Can you imagine hundreds of police surrounding her as she shoots randomly into the air or at anyone she suddenly takes a dislike to. Ramba is her name. It could have been another Hungerford or Thirstyford in her case. I remember I was walking behind a guy and his daughter in the High Street when Jeannie approached the wee girl and said 'D'ya wanna buy a wee bit lucky white heather lassie?' (which she'd nicked from the shop round the corner) and the girl looked at her dad and he implied a no by his body language. Jeannie then stated 'Ya f'ck'n wee shite o' a bitch!' and I said "c'mon that's no way to talk to the girl' and she said 'd'you want a buy a wee bit lucky white heather?' to which I said 'not really what can you do wi it?' and then she started whacking me wi it 'Ya f'ck'n ba* ... <beep> .. <beep> ... <beep> '. I then said that's very useful and gave her 10p. I still remember travelling round from Kinnoull Street into Mill Street in a taxi and coming screeching to a halt as Jeannie was crawling across the road. There should have been special road signs in Perth with a picture of Jeannie with a red border which indicates "Watch Out For Jeannies" just like you get for deer in the countryside. The last I seen of Jeanne was Sunday afternoon of April 30th at about 4:30pm and it was very warm but she was lying outside Holgates Fish & Chip Shop and somebody was attending her till the Police arrived. She wasn't a well woman - shame. R.I.P. Jeannie (if this Jeannie deceased story is true) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lethamsaintee Posted May 15, 2006 Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 how many times has that rumour been on this board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watty Posted May 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2006 I saw her on Friday. Think it was in the South Street. How has it been confirmed? Is this the last confirmed sighting of sweet jean rattray by a forumite?? Feel privileged if it is Phil, you might want to say a word or two at her funeral... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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