ANDY5565 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 can't,i am a ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 can't,i am a ticket And well-seasoned. What feckin business in the world would not respond to a phone call by saying sorry we're closed, phone here or do that for the next event we're desperate for you to spend money at cos we're in danger of going bustr? Are these people totally ****in amateurs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 bad manners makes me want to busta vessel youve left it a bit late, havent you? is it open tomorrow morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 bad manners makes me want to busta vessel youve left it a bit late, havent you? is it open tomorrow morning? well yes I have. You're right. but here's the thing: (Rant Warning). If you want to spend £50 at M&S, or Tesco's, or wherever, they crawl up your arse so far they can taste your breakfast. If you want to spend £50 as a footy fan, well obviously you're a gadger ****, and you can be rude on the phone, search you as you go in, assume you're a criminal, treat you like you're a ****. We've all been there. Imagine spending ~£50 at Perth theatre (as we have done) and being treated like that. Sick to fecki deathv of wealking up to footy grounds, and some YTS-er aswsuming I'm a terroritsty. Just be fecking nice and helpful on the phone, your a fecdking business, how hard is it???????? Rant over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Here's the thing. I offer money for a service. 99% of businesses say please cum over me. Football clubs say "oh dear you're a working class ****, we must treat you as a criminal". I've had 30 years of this, makes me so ANNNNNGGGRRRYYYY. And now she's injecting me, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 and they say am paro 50 quid helps pay the YTS,amongst other the place aint open in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 well yes I have. You're right. but here's the thing: (Rant Warning). If you want to spend £50 at M&S, or Tesco's, or wherever, they crawl up your arse so far they can taste your breakfast. If you want to spend £50 as a footy fan, well obviously you're a gadger ****, and you can be rude on the phone, search you as you go in, assume you're a criminal, treat you like you're a ****. We've all been there. Imagine spending ~£50 at Perth theatre (as we have done) and being treated like that. Sick to fecki deathv of wealking up to footy grounds, and some YTS-er aswsuming I'm a terroritsty. Just be fecking nice and helpful on the phone, your a fecdking business, how hard is it???????? Rant over I believe tickets CAN be purchased tomorrow (SAT) between 10am and 12am and again on Sunday from 9am up till kick-off. Now I have done the hard work for you so gonna stop yer moaning, extract yer digit and go get one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Yes boss. Will do. Embarrassed face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenko82 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Won some tickets via Clydesdale bank for this one, which is nice as I don't often watch games involving either of the old firm against saints as I can't arsed watching the dodgy 90th minute penalty or off side goal that usually accompanies them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 punt them to Abernethy Saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havana Saint Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 What song will we sing first for our wonderfully behaved guests? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Madrid Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 What song will we sing first for our wonderfully behaved guests? We need a list Start with telling Sandy Jardine where to go, thos in the main stand need to tell him in no uncertain terms they are going to get what is due to themFollowed by a chant of fat sally knewA few chants of there is only one Craig WhyteThere is only one Bill Millerbroxi bear is up for saleWill you support your local teamYour closing down in the morning, closing down in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havana Saint Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 We need a list Start with telling Sandy Jardine where to go, thos in the main stand need to tell him in no uncertain terms they are going to get what is due to themFollowed by a chant of fat sally knewA few chants of there is only one Craig WhyteThere is only one Bill Millerbroxi bear is up for saleWill you support your local teamYour closing down in the morning, closing down in the morning Extensive and impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 the **** days are over whytes bid is over tomorrow just you wait and see i ll never forget the **** i met spouting their angry lies remember how the tax bill felt the look of despair in your eyes alltho am far away i can hear you say "BOMBS UP' but when the dawn comes up the **** day will be over whytes bid is over just you wait and see there will be love and laffter and peace ever after tomorrow when the world is free the Dons will tend their sheep Tay valley will bloom again and Billy will play in division three just you wait and see follow follow on, que serra serra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 et aurevoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Trialist. Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Ah well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I've spent the last couple of months in some god forsaken land where 'footy' means egg chasing in skin-tight vests and as a result am as excited about Sunday as I've been for any game in my adult life. Here's hoping for a more vocal home support than usual, if there's any justice in the universe then it's the last time we'll have to endure their pathetic bile spewing nonsense/our last chance to let them know where they can stick their union jacks. Maximum antagonism from our side please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 (edited) when i was a young man, i feared the pack i lived a free life of bovver then on the 13th of may my club said son, its time you stop gambling theres a match to be won so they gave me a tin whistle and a bowler hat and sent me marching to the match the band played dodging the tax man as the broken boat set sail frum guvan admist all the cheers,flag waving and tears we sailed to the tay and i remember that terrible day how our blood staine the banks and the tay and how in that hell they called it disolving day we were butchered by the lambs at the slaughter then a big polish steward knocked me arse over tits and when i awoke in my hospital bed i looked at what had become,well i said to play in third division a man needs both legs nae mare dodging for me and when the Ghost passes,he asks, "how you doing billy boy?" nae mare dodging the tax man, i replies because billy told lies Edited May 12, 2012 by ANDY5565 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 open your eyes and try not to pretend you are not my freind i know you are lonely i know you are blue its true that i am too we were eleven on who you could depend you let your self down when you treated all as your clown you cheated the Queen and now your going down so let us not pretend we have nothing more to say your time has ended we have nothing more to say lets just walk away feelings have fizzeled when you fiddled we really have nothing to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 but i do but i do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 C.o.y.s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulfulsaint Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 McCoist on the Rangers Squad and how they might line up: “The players will play at McDiarmid Park on Sunday and then scatter. I’ve already let Carlos Bocanegra and Dorin Goian go. Carlos has several games with the USA over the summer and his wife has just had a baby. So I’ve let him go to get a wee bit of time. He’ll come back a bit later too. Dorin’s the same, we decided to let him get back to Romania for a bit of time with his family. “We have cover at the back for Sunday with Kyle Bartley, Ross Perry and Kirk Broadfoot. Carlos and Dorin had played in almost all of our games. But the rest of the squad will leave on Sunday. “You look at boys like Goian and Bocanegra who, having just come to the club this season, must be absolutely shell-shocked. They came here looking to push their careers forward. To have the year that they’ve had has been a real blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eltel Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Tomorrow against rangers we need every player, sub, managers, board members, support staff, fans and even the barmaids in the Muirton Suite all adopting a POSITIVE attitude and having a belief that we can win the game and well if that happens who knows what the outcome will be!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st paddy Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 I know there is a match day music thread, but on the final whistle, any chance Kevin can play Skid Row - "this party's over (so get the f*ck out!)" Just a thought? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCarry One Nil Posted May 12, 2012 Report Share Posted May 12, 2012 Tomorrow against rangers we need every player, sub, managers, board members, support staff, fans and even the barmaids in the Muirton Suite all adopting a POSITIVE attitude and having a belief that we can win the game and well if that happens who knows what the outcome will be!! Aye - that's what really matters - more important we support our team than bother about them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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