Saintly Child Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 We will start the week with a caption comp, with our vacant midfield general sporting a set of pink balls, which he won at the WAP Golf Day. Sir David of Robertson won the " Lady Penelope Trophy for being the only player to hire a buggy on our golf day. Please feel free to add you own captions. I can assure you DR will not be offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 We will start the week with a caption comp, with our vacant midfield general sporting a set of pink balls, which he won at the WAP Golf Day. Sir David of Robertson won the " Lady Penelope Trophy for being the only player to hire a buggy on our golf day. Please feel free to add you own captions. I can assure you DR will not be offended. The boy behind Robbo is saying...." Get a hold of yer balls Davie, removing this wedge fae yer arse is gonna smart a little but I can guarantee that once it's oot, the funny running style will be history.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik2304 Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 Is he saying " You might have heard some rumours, but I couldn't possibly comment." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born2Bru Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 "I told you I would grow a pair." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
541ntees Posted September 2, 2012 Report Share Posted September 2, 2012 ive won the player of the year award? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 We will start the week with a caption comp, with our vacant midfield general sporting a set of pink balls, which he won at the WAP Golf Day. Sir David of Robertson won the " Lady Penelope Trophy for being the only player to hire a buggy on our golf day. Please feel free to add you own captions. I can assure you DR will not be offended. # Instant prick -just add water ! Saintly Child 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgour Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 " got the buggy in order to preserve my unique running style" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uphallsaint Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 "hitler is just so jealous!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Rave Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Here's why I run like that, okay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 At long last I get the match ball....they match my panties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr T Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 Are you no supposed to hold ma baws and say cough and no me?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 does he play for the Croation Paralympic team ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Rave Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 We will start the week with a caption comp, with our vacant midfield general sporting a set of pink balls, which he won at the WAP Golf Day. Sir David of Robertson won the " Lady Penelope Trophy for being the only player to hire a buggy on our golf day. Please feel free to add you own captions. I can assure you DR will not be offended. Hey Singapore, what thread should these go on?! uphallsaint and The ghost of Jim Morton 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 We will start the week with a caption comp, with our vacant midfield general sporting a set of pink balls, which he won at the WAP Golf Day. Sir David of Robertson won the " Lady Penelope Trophy for being the only player to hire a buggy on our golf day. Please feel free to add you own captions. I can assure you DR will not be offended. " i have a packet, i have a packet, i have a packet,packet for sale,packet for sale,,who wants ma packet,who wants ma packet? dedicated to the one i love S.Saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McD Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 I clench three of these in the cheeks of my arse every time I get on the pitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted September 3, 2012 Report Share Posted September 3, 2012 "If you had four pink balls, you would run like Pink panther as well", Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 "Yul Bruner"..........."Suck this" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 " refund if not satisfied " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ferg Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Lethal in the box, I am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McD Posted September 5, 2012 Report Share Posted September 5, 2012 Thank goodness I don't play at Tynecastle, Imagine trying to hide these in my Speedo's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotpages Posted September 6, 2012 Report Share Posted September 6, 2012 I'm not sure this is what the gaffer meant when he told me to get more balls in the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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