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Ross county hillbilly poem,

i went on poem generator and stuck in a few words and it came up with this poem... not sure if it's gash or genius (probs gash)

For my love, sister.

I feel so inbred and hillbilly sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see sheep,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so gorgeous! This love is inbred!
I can't resist your 3 eyes, it's true!
The hills and 6 toes fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is crazy; your heart is achy breaky,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could shag and jump 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This happy croft is gorgeous my love,
And for you, sister, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, brother x 

Do i win anything?????????

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One great day at McDiarmid Park

Alan gave us the shirt off his back

You can take it home

Just by writing a poem

That's amusing and comes up to the mark!

 

Get your limericks submitted here before 7pm for a chance to win the signed jersey or the goalie gloves.

I think that's the winner.

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