The Big Pointless Rubbish Thread


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This is a Braw thread.lets talk pish

 

Panama hat he’s a tw at shagged a cat

fidley didley poo

he also licked a coo

in the Panama canal

its as deep as your banal

 

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A bridge over the sea to Skye isnae as good as the boat tae Skye.

i once went there and it pished doon.got a free lift fae  the polis back tae ma tent .so I did.i was pished.it wis in Portree and I was Oot ma tree.thanks.

 

 

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1 hour ago, dave mc said:

Heard there’s a decent signing coming in, from a good source, fingers crossed 

So did I.

 

its ken Dodd.hes been signed on loan from knotty ash to cheer up and bring happiness to the local doom and gloomy diddymen.

get Oot yer tickling stick

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11 hours ago, PanamaSaint said:

If ever a player looked like a thug and was posted in the media as such and was exactly the opposite, it was Pates. I don't quite get that one. I had the huge pleasure of speaking to him at the poty last year. What a great guy. 

Funny that when I spoke to him he said who was that arsehole your sharing a table wae. LAUGH OUT LOUD

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Pizzas are round 

cola is in a bottle

so is merrydown 

big colstomy bag

its what happened when yer auld or bald or both

big ups the dibs

 

Sugar dumpling 

 

Murray’s pies Murray’s pies delivered with beans and a packet of polos up a close

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