south inch Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Saints fan applies for a job and gains an interview. The prospective employer tells him that previously it took 6 Dundee fans to do the job. Saints fan says "no use to me then, I need a full time job". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 What do you call a group of Chess players bragging about their game in a Hotel? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. (Where's my coat) south inch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john.w Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 17 hours ago, HOODLUM65 said: What do you call a group of Chess players bragging about their game in a Hotel? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. (Where's my coat) WTF HOODLUM65 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south inch Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/13/2018 at 8:12 PM, HOODLUM65 said: What do you call a group of Chess players bragging about their game in a Hotel? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. (Where's my coat) Christmas Cracker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 Why is it older folk say " there's no place like home", Yet when you put them in one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 I see that the Archbishop of Canterbury can't support gay marriage without a mandate. If he's that bothered I'll go out with him. south inch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixties saintee Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 40 minutes ago, HOODLUM65 said: I see that the Archbishop of Canterbury can't support gay marriage without a mandate. If he's that bothered I'll go out with him. Coming out the closet then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 7 hours ago, sixties saintee said: Coming out the closet then. Looking for a date Duckie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 I'll tell you what's unnatural in the eyes of God. Contact lenses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 England rugby team. Media had them champions before a ball thrown. That is why we love seeing them beat. Well done springboks. Good to see big men cry & the togetherness after all those years of division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 Some back-story from some of the SA lads. One guy played his first game in boxer shorts because he had no kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john.w Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 Paddy comes home from work walks into the kitchen the wife has two bricks under one side of the washing machine, Paddy says Mary what you doing Mary says ya daft bar steward it says the clothes have to be washed at 30 degrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cristo Posted November 2, 2019 Report Share Posted November 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Abernethy Saint said: Some back-story from some of the SA lads. One guy played his first game in boxer shorts because he had no kit. I just read a tweet that SA was the only side in the competition with every player actually born in the country they represented. Sounds good to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted May 3, 2020 Report Share Posted May 3, 2020 For those of you that didn't listen to "off the ball" yesterday. What's the connection between Billy Connelly and Tommy Docherty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south inch Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 Its been such a joy being locked down with "her indoors" for the past 5 weeks. We've caught up on all the things I've done wrong over the past 50 years. HOODLUM65 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 Ha ha too true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 On 5/3/2020 at 9:13 PM, HOODLUM65 said: For those of you that didn't listen to "off the ball" yesterday. What's the connection between Billy Connelly and Tommy Docherty? They've both been in Mrs. Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixties saintee Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 9 hours ago, HOODLUM65 said: They've both been in Mrs. Brown. Talking to yourself now,, will get Noreen too call round to check on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south inch Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 An older couple are working their way through the Covid isolation without too much bother except the wife thinks the old boy is getting a bit forgetful with the lack of company. One evening they are enjoying a quiet night watching their cup final video yet again. At half time after Ando's goal the old dear hits the pause button and asks himself to get her a wee snack for the 2nd half. I'd like a slice of apple pie with a scoop of ice cream and a dash of strawberry sauce. No problem says the old boy and I'll get myself a large dram. Fine says his beloved but she asks him to write it all down in case he forgets anything. No need just leave it to me. 15 minutes later the old boy is back with a large dram of Old Perth and a tray with a plate of lightly fried egg and 2 rashers of bacon. I told you you would get it wrong if you did not write it down says the wife - you've forgotten the toast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixties saintee Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 57 minutes ago, south inch said: An older couple are working their way through the Covid isolation without too much bother except the wife thinks the old boy is getting a bit forgetful with the lack of company. One evening they are enjoying a quiet night watching their cup final video yet again. At half time after Ando's goal the old dear hits the pause button and asks himself to get her a wee snack for the 2nd half. I'd like a slice of apple pie with a scoop of ice cream and a dash of strawberry sauce. No problem says the old boy and I'll get myself a large dram. Fine says his beloved but she asks him to write it all down in case he forgets anything. No need just leave it to me. 15 minutes later the old boy is back with a large dram of Old Perth and a tray with a plate of lightly fried egg and 2 rashers of bacon. I told you you would get it wrong if you did not write it down says the wife - you've forgotten the toast! I telt you that in confidence about Hoodlum. south inch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted May 25, 2020 Report Share Posted May 25, 2020 35 minutes ago, sixties saintee said: I telt you that in confidence about Hoodlum. You canny even get that right! Read my text again. It was home made rhubarb crumble and pouring cream. south inch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Can Admin tell me why my post was removed? I'm really annoyed by this , as my fence has fallen over. south inch and Tranmere Saintee 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixties saintee Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 2 hours ago, HOODLUM65 said: Can Admin tell me why my post was removed? I'm really annoyed by this , as my fence has fallen over. Your always taken offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 6 hours ago, sixties saintee said: Your always taken offence. A Fence you say, at least I'm glad to say I'm no a Receiver like yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixties saintee Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 hour ago, HOODLUM65 said: A Fence you say, at least I'm glad to say I'm no a Receiver like yourself. You have never given anything in your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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