Saintkev Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 I got a multi-coloured swap-shop scarf in Primary Three and then saw him on telly wearing one that night and was amazed that he had the same scarf as me... not realising the obvious link until a couple of years later... Was thinking of trying to sell the scarf (still have it) on e-bay, marketing it as the perfect scarf for the many glory-hunting gits out there who have more teams than hot meals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Quinlank Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 I saw Keith Chegwin weeping in a skip. He was wearing a shirt and tie, but no trousers or pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted October 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Keith Chegwin was once shagged by a bullet-proof Mongoose... "Best Night of my life." he claims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Mc Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Cheggers favourite colour is green and his favourite tipple is apple juice. It used to be Brasso but on waking up after a particularly heavy session he realised he was married to Maggie Philbin and swore off it for life. He now has his own crafts and pottery workshop in Wiltshire where he whiles away the days making imitation swap shop mugs for the Saturday retro market in Calne. He no longer plays pop - Ever. You can find more info on the self proclaimed legend at: http://www.keithchegwin.com/ (Real Website, I shit you not!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanley saint Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Cheggers is a LEGEND .. and now Saintkev is my hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintX Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 The man had 2 phrases to help him get over his alcoholism: "Cheggers Drinks Pop" and the outright genius... "Chegger's Can't Be Boozers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Maskrey Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 The man has recorded a reggae song, known as Cheggae! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ncKuLyzePo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted October 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 When prisoners were moaning about having to slop out saying it was degrading etc, Chegwin started a counter-movement claiming if they "can't do the time, don't do the crime"... It was later pointed out this catch-phrase was already accredited to notorious prisoner hater Danni Minogue, so Chegwin rebranded... "Cheggers Says Slop". He provided porridge vol-au-vants (sp) at the launch... comedy genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al C Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 He is nothing compared to Jerome Flynn. Mone the Flynners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted October 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 He is nothing compared to Jerome Flynn. Mone the Flynners. Chegwin once met Jerome Flynn... Chegwin queued for hours to catch a glimpse of Flynn tuning on the Christmas Tree Lights on in Plonour Lanverne, a small village in France, and Flynn, on seeing Chegwin exclaimed, "How are you son?". Chegwin was too in awe to reply. Shame really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Quinlank Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 He is nothing compared to Jerome Flynn. Mone the Flynners. Bring Back "Badger". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted October 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Jerome Flynn has a very interesting website Simon, I often frequent it when in need of a boost... but Jerome has been discussed in great detail previously, this thread is not about an A List Celeb of the top-order, nope this is about Keith Chegwin and he knows it as he signed up to read all about himself... he goes under the name of SainteeBrian... when asked what he thinks of these tributes he e-mailed... "ijfew;oih fulk ioh f;knroih." Indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Maskrey Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Keith Chegwin is actually a global ambassador for the popular snack 'Wotsits' He can often be heard muttering 'Wotsit all about?' in the vain hope that someone appreciates the joke and lets out a hearty chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I was once getting out my bed and I put the kettle on then went to open the curtains and there was Keith Chegwin. :shock: He was next door trying to get inside there for "The Big Breakfast". I then closed my curtains and went back to bed and said to my ex-wife "Keith Chegwin's outside". She didn't believe me as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted October 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Keith Chegwin was once threatened with expulsion from school for using an over-regulation-sized racquet to play in the school tennis comp... outragous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Quinlank Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Keith Chegwin is 3% sulphur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Mc Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Keith and Jean Claude Van Damme have never been seen together in the same place at the same time fuelling rumours that they are one and the same person. When asked about this speculation Cheggers gave a cheeky wink, an enigmatic smile and said 'Mijn lippen worden verzegeld'! What a Guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Quinlank Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Keith Chegwin weighs more when naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunblanemike Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 who is Keith Chegwin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Maskrey Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 who is Keith Chegwin? That's what Arnold Schwarzeneggar said when he was told that Keith Chegwin came up with, and holds the copyright of the catchphrase, 'I'll be back'! For every time anyone says the phrase, Keith is paid in doggy biscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Mc Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 who is Keith Chegwin? He is the Chubby God of 'Variety' Like Ally McCoist but Cheekier Like Divine but Chubbier (and slightly less likely to urinate in you mouth, but only slightly) Like God but more-so Like Mad Dog but 40/40 The term Awe Inspiring was coined about Keith when he was filmed foraging for food on desert island discs! Everyone who is anyone has Keith's autograph INCLUDING Jerome Flynn and his sidekick Ronnie Corbett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Quinlank Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 He's like Jesus Christ the Saviour, only Chegwin's better because he's not a fictional character from a children's book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al C Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Chegwin attended the Scottish Cup semi final between St.Johnstone and Celtic last season as he did not fall victim to the "No twats allowed (NTA)" rule. Chris Moyles did. Because he is a t***. When asked to comment about this Cheggers replied; "Who?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 this is about Keith Chegwin and he knows it as he signed up to read all about himself... he goes under the name of SainteeBrian... when asked what he thinks of these tributes he e-mailed... "ijfew;oih fulk ioh f;knroih." Indeed! This is turn means that Derek Mcinnes and and Keith Chegwin are one and the same, which answers a lot of questions. Derek Mcinnes' Naked Jungle anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted October 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 He's like Jesus Christ the Saviour, only Chegwin's better because he's not a fictional character from a children's book. Brilliant!! This deserves to be on an old firm forum. Chegwin loves nothing more than smearing toner cartridge dust onto page twelve of Asterix Books in mobile library vans. He told me this at the reserve game tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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