Derek Patterson

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    Deep In The Arms Of Morpheus
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    Fine wine, real ales, orienteering, hovercraft, UFOs.
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  1. The polis dinnae ken where it is.
  2. Has anyone heard of this and if so do they know where it is? Apparently there's a couple of other places that share the name (out past Scone Palace and also near Leven in Fife) but this is somewhere around Perth. Thought it may have been somewhere up the back of Craigie or Moncrieffe or maybe up Necessity Brae way. Any ideas?
  3. Fs it seems I've had my hair cut by a filer going by that site.
  5. Did he ever really go away?
  6. Think he's just the type that gets into a 'zone' (mind Ken Shamrock?) and just shows absolutely no emotion. Assume it helps in such a situation. He looked perfectly chuffed after the whistle went.
  7. Tommy was about to Tombstone the boy before being calmed down.
  8. Old man is stuck offshore so have 1 extra adult ticket for the North. Row L. £26. Can deliver locally if required.
  9. Was at the office 20 mins ago. Only a handful of seats right in the front rows of East and Main stands. Got 4 purchased for the North.
  10. Tins of thon yellow stuff from the Coop was the sensible drinker's choice. 1.65 a can. Assuming it's their equivalent of Tennent's but is actually quite a nice beer.
  11. Wondered what that was about. Just saw someone scarper with the flag and a couple of our lot in pursuit.
  12. Absolutely. Just like Pogs, Tamagochis, Pokemon etc, there will soon be a new craze making it obsolete.
  13. Indeed. Perhaps the rest of them haven't quite honed their promo skills yet so rely on someone else as a mouthpiece. Like the wrestling back in the day when they had someone who was moich but shite with a microphone so had a manager to talk for them.
  14. Stop drinking beer, stop taking cocaine. Start taking magic mushrooms and LSD instead.