deej

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    deej got a reaction from fazman1977 in Saints v Dundee Utd. 2/4/16 3pm K-O   
    Adult and 2 kids for £15.. Bring them all along 
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    deej reacted to sainties sheep in Club Poet   
    Poetic Licence (one night in May 17.05.14
    I’d left Celtic park and felt great
    Drove back to Perth by car
    Stood in the bar just after eight
    Pint in my hand,beer goggles on
    I surveyed my choices, through a myriad of voices
    Seeking my prey on a glorious May day
    Her light shone like a star
    Through the crowd, a vision of loveliness from afar
    She was clinging to the bar, sat on a stool
    Mouth hinging open, dripping with drool
    I took me chance and thought I’d advance
    I made my way over, all swagger and poise
    And asked, whar  ur ye fae. The place wi’ the Tay
    Came the reply in a screeching noise
    Great, so am I was my measured reply
    She studied me carefully, a steady stare from her one good eye
    We drank and we spoke, shared a laugh and a joke
    The chat turned to May
    And the tail of two cities
    Both ends of the Tay
    Alarms bells rang and I thought of a test
    My attempt at discovering her origins at best
    Say five, feve, Say pie, peeh
    Jings, crivens, help ma boab,she fae Dundeh
    I thought, what the hell, I might as well
    We drank until late
    Whilst she squinted at my face and asked the immortal question
    Do you have a place
    We staggered from the bar, not very far
    We stood in my room, her silhouette lit by the moon
    Our eyes met in a drunken gaze
    Her face lit in the moon light haze
    We stood in the shadows, then what a freight,
    Like the stars at night, as I studied my bait
    She removed her bad eye which she laid on a plate
    Imagine my awe as she removed part of her jaw
    Speechless and shocked, I fell on the bed
    I watched amazed as she unscrewed her left leg
    Perth has the railway, Queens and old bridge
    I never knew the city of discovery has a tunnel as well
    I choked back the puke, vomit and bile
    Got over the smell, thought, just jump on it and do her in style
    In heaven I thank ‘cos’ my mind then went blank
    United they stood, United they fell
    That night a Saint fqcked Jackie Mac’s mother as well  
     
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    deej got a reaction from Jrelliott in Player contracts and transfers   
    his dad text me saying he didn't like the food at murray park, apparently prefers solid stuff but a lot of it has been liquidated
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    deej got a reaction from double deluxe in Player contracts and transfers   
    his dad text me saying he didn't like the food at murray park, apparently prefers solid stuff but a lot of it has been liquidated
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    deej got a reaction from Shibbydoo in Player contracts and transfers   
    his dad text me saying he didn't like the food at murray park, apparently prefers solid stuff but a lot of it has been liquidated
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    deej got a reaction from Shibbydoo in Winning Cup Final Goal   
    Macca scored the winner in this scenario. Without him adding the second the united goal would have made it 1-1
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    deej got a reaction from Pat McGroin in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from Lt. Col Kojak Slaphead II in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from Dave Ferg in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from David123 in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from blueheaven in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from Ali91 in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from double deluxe in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from templeofsaints in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from krm81 in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from Eduardo in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from california_saintee in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from Denzil in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from Kevin James Is On Stilts in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from Jiangsu Sainty in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from SaintSam1884 in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from Abernethy Saint in Player contracts and transfers   
    Have it on good authority he wasn't scouting - he was in York, repeatedly ringing McNamara's doorbell then running away.
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    deej got a reaction from Eduardo in Hearts v Saints 19/3/16 K-O 3pm   
    This is one of the days that makes supporting our wee club all worth it. Lovely stuff.
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    deej got a reaction from Wendy Saints in Hearts v Saints 19/3/16 K-O 3pm   
    This is one of the days that makes supporting our wee club all worth it. Lovely stuff.
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    deej got a reaction from HOODLUM65 in Hearts v Saints 19/3/16 K-O 3pm   
    This is one of the days that makes supporting our wee club all worth it. Lovely stuff.