A song for Dundee (with apologies to The Beatles):
Can't get you up, up
Can't get you up
He can buy Gary Harkins for you if it makes you feel alright,
He can buy Leigh Griffiths for you as well if it makes you feel alright,
'cause Callum Melville's got loads of money, but money can't get you up
Saviours come and Saviours go at Dens Park every year,
But Sadam's lawyer and Ivano couldn't get you near,
This time it seemed that Europe was calling but money can't get you up
Can't get you up, everybody tells you so
can't get you up, no no no, no
Say you don't care about the league and I'll be satisfied,
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
Yes, Dundee might have ****ed promotion, but at least they won the challenge cup!
Can't get you up, everybody tells you so
can't get you up, money can’t get you up