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Trains for York booked this morning. I'm going on a Virgin. That'll be the first in a long time.

YES!

Fantastic news on Mannus!

This is going to be one of the most interesting elections for many years. Going to be very tight. If a hung Parliament, then it could get better after the vote as coalitions are explored and either put forward or can't be agreed. How many seats will the SNP get? Will they have an effect on possible coalitions. My main hope though is that we get rid of the Toryfeckers.

Cameron is claiming on Sky News that, if elected, he will create 1000 new jobs a day. Call me cynical old socialist bustard, but if he can create these jobs after getting re elected, and keeping his job, why couldn't he do during this Parliament.

Is he Ancient Saint, Athens?

Agree with Letham, it will be interesting to see the turnout. I don't think it will come near the recent referendum. We have to get rid of the Toryfeckers. Any party who even contemplate taxing the disabled benefits is a bottom feeder. Quite apt for the Tories though.

A few days in York in July for my birthday. I'll need to get dialysed there. Then 5 days in Paris in September for our 40th wedding anniversary. I've done a deal with the vets to miss a dialysis session so we get the full time for a romantic break. Anyone know a swingers club in Paris?

I carried out a poll yesterday and can now confirm that there were almost as many Jambos fans at the 10-0 win over The Blue Brazil as there were 'tic fans at the UEFA Cup final.

King is starting to leak information on the state of the club and the way it was run by previous management.

Hearts have done well to win their league with so many games to go. I've not seen many of their games on TV, only one in fact, but they seem to have played good football. Does anyone else agree with me that the media, Hearts fans have gone overboard with this achievement? After all, they have only won the second division title.

Just read on the BBC Gossip column that Charles Green could be appointed Mike Ashley's representative on the board. Does Ashley not like Green. He will be torn apart if he returns to Glasgow.

Why not? If they want it, they are in a good position to make a charge. I hope they do.

Some NSU cars had a Wankel engine.

Not bothered and not watching it. I'm watching the EPL games. Will still take the pea out of the Sellickfootballclub fans if Utd win though.

The BBC are reporting Stuart McColl appointed manager until the end of the season.

Had them in Turkey and Edinburgh. Great shave though quite scary when they burn the hair in your ears and nose. Top Tip: Don't take the mickey out of the guy when he is holding an open razor.

Enjoyed that, keep them coming.

Legend. He came back to Carrickvale Secondary school in Edinburgh when I was in second year. Showed us a Scottish cap and jersey then ran a training session for the football team.

Coventry have sacked Steven Pressley.

Agree win a patron.

Scandalous! The SPFL must investige, but probably won't. McDowell would walk away if he had a pair, feck the wages.

Eddie Malone has signed for Spartans.

I think there are certain players, Griffiths included, who we just shouldn't sign no matter how good they are.

Sad news. Great keeper. RIP