Dundee=Slum

I hope the Gers go bust

The History of Dundee.. Back in the days before plumbing the people of Perth used to put all there poop and stuff in the Tay. After a while a mound of this collected on the northern bank of the firth of Tay. The people of Perth name this mound Dumpdee which over time became shortened to Dundee. As the years went on a crime problem developed in Perth. The city leaders decided to combat the problem by sending all the deviants and NEDs from Perth, down the Tay and saying right you can be the Dundonians and every so often we'll send the supper saints to humiliate one of your rubbish football teams. And Thus the town/slum of Dundee was founded.

Why?

What are you on about characters for?? Also Dundee is not in Perthshire it is in Angus.

I'm not a Troll I'm a Ogre get your fantasy-racial slurs right please.

Aye, that is Glasgow hen. and I don't live there. And I don't really live in Aberdeen am just there fray study ken? Anyhow, I know the lyrics could be sung about Aberdeen too but Aberdeen doesna rhyme with HIV so the it would ruin the beautiful poetry of ma chant.

I have composed a new Saints Chant for matches against the Slumdee/Scumdee (Dundee) in a Tayside Derby. It is sung to the tune of 'You canna shove your granny off a bus' and it goes like this; you shoudna sh*g women fray Dundee no you shoudna sh*g women fray Dundee you shoudna sh*g women fray dirty Dundee cause they've all got HIV and other STDs in their dirty fannies no you shoudna sh*g women fray Dundee What do you think? Yah or Nay?

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I have composed a new Saints Chant for matches against the Slumdee/Scumdee (Dundee) in a Tayside Derby. It is sung to the tune of 'You canna shove your granny off a bus' and it goes like this; you shoudna sh*g women fray Dundee no you shoudna sh*g women fray Dundee you shoudna sh*g women fray dirty Dundee cause they've all got HIV and other STDs in their dirty fannies no you shoudna sh*g women fray Dundee What do you think?

I have composed a new Saints Chant for matches against the Slumdee/Scumdee (Dundee) in a Tayside Derby. It is sung to the tune of 'You canna shove your granny off a bus' and it goes like this; you shoudna sh*g women fray Dundee no you shoudna sh*g women fray Dundee you shoudna sh*g women fray dirty Dundee cause they've all got HIV and other STDs in their dirty fannies no you shoudna sh*g women fray Dundee What do you think? Yah or Nay?