pezza70

Ive been surfing and had dolphins jump out the water and generally you fall of in shock if they are close enough to you, it's probably their way of giving you the two finger salute for all the drift netting all around the world I say. Nothing beats being in the ocean, blue skys, blue water, good waves and seeing the dolphins having a surf next to you. The speed they generate is something to be seen.

to me the net is good for two things sport and porn is there any porn on my space?

I believe we are two midfield players and a keeper short at present. Gretna wont have it as easy as they did last season. Lets just hope the boys in blue can get off to a good start and build from there

lovely

im off to neck myself cheerio world

Is she a looker or a slapper?

g strings

love st

sandwich

'mon the youth team Hazels sponsored boy to score the winner

The fact that you remained after that effort shows you are no johnny come lately trophy glory hunting supporter

I think you are right, I couldnt see how we could afford a EPL player, maybe another fringe player from the SPL is more likely

pints

Noel Whelan

A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot. As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later the man was walking through the zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they are standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared at him and lifted its front foot off the ground then put it down. The elephant did that several times, all the while staring at the man. The man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him. It now seems that it probably wasn't the same elephant.

I have the knees of a 50 year old and a liver of a 72 year old

In the middle of winter there is always time for a beer and a bbq

First game was us v ayr at Muirton, mid 70's my dad and pop took me to the game, lifted me up over the turnstyles, before the game when the players were having a kick about, I was lifted over the fence and went out and got autographs, plus it was snowing, the very first time I had seen snow. I cant remember if we won, but in my eyes it was a 7 nil thumping How many other kids got lifted up over the turnstyles? No wonder our club is broke

Norman Whiteside

Setana has the rights for the SPL down here they ony show matches with an OF team, and to get it you have to be a registered member of either a celtic or rangers supporters club down here. A$$holes

gastro

Neil Webb

freddy mercury

Lincoln City

Hartlepool ( who hung the monkey )