St Mikey

More chance of Don Revie unfortunately as he's signed a pre-contract with ICT.

Shitebags!!!

Let me think of another player!!

There was that guy for Clyde who smacked the post in the second half a week or so ago. Couldnae get his name but he seemed quite good going forward. Stevie Masterton I think?

Also, same game, the guy at centre half who was captian me thinks?!?!

I am still gutted! Some English t*** has nicked the bloody 1st Div Trophy from my team!!

Here is a list of my bitterness:

1. Money can't buy love! But can buy you haddie pros to win leagues. They will rise just as quickly as they will now fall. See you as we past the basses next season.

2. Shite Ground - tinks cannae afford a stadium! I've played at better Junior grounds than that shite hole. 120 mile round trip for a home game?? Any guesses for a Gretna vs Aberdeen midweek game? 200? 300? 500???

3. Nae Fans - 4 cars to an away game doesn't constitute away "support".

4. Fckn Twats - Brooks Mileson will probably be back in hospital by the end of the year!

5. COZ THEY IS ROBBIN CNTS! FAIRY TALES HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS, BUT THE SPL IS A HORROR! THEY ARE ALREADY GOING DOWN BEFORE THE SEASON STARTS!! HAHAHAHA:evil:

6. Shite day at work as a result now!! Shouldve blocked the A9 and battered all the fans as they drove by! LAUGH OUT LOUD

My options would be these, hopefully!!

Bryn Halliwell (26) - 2007 -> Release

Kevin James (31) - 2007 -> Give 2 year contract

Goran Stanic (34) - 2007 -> Give 1 year contract

Steven Anderson (21) - 2007 -> Give 3 year contract

Willie Dyer (19) - 2007 -> Give 2 year contract

Paul Sheerin (32) - 2007 -> Give 1 year

Neil Janczyk (23) - 2007 -> Release - Bring in Don Cowie fae RC

Simon Mensing (24) - 2007 -> Give 3 year contract

Derek McInnes (35) - 2007 -> Give 1 year

Filipe Morais (21) - 2007 -> No Chance - Too much salary!!

Jason Scotland (27) - 2007 -> Give 2 year contract - seroiusly he probably won't get a work permit for anything higher that League 1 in England. Mind he has not played many Internationals to qualify him for a higher level

Andy Jackson (19) - 2007 -> Give 2 year contract

Derek Lilley (32) - 2007 -> 1 year - help the youngsters

Kevin Moon (19) - 2007 -> give 1 year contract

Steven Doris (18) - 2007 -> Give 1 year contract

Neil McCallum (19) - 2007 -> 1 year.

Youngsters on 1 year as they need to seriously improve and show the ability and mental agility to cope with being a pro!! None o this pissin aboot malarky at training, heid doon and get on wie it.

I hate Benji, fckn dogs name for goodness sake!!

Hibeee Bass

I reckon there should a a shout for a little more steel in the middle of the park with Hardie. Gardyne is a good player but potential problems with lower SPL teams wanting him.

Wots the chances of signing Don Cowie fae Ross County. Hard player and pitches in with the goals?!?!

Offiong, Nope! It's another poor shout. Better players than him. Didn't do much on Saturday apart from score a goal he was allowed to set himself up for for 20mins!!

If we are seriously wanting to go up then we need to buy SPL quality not mid 1st Div

If we can keep everyone (with the exception of Halliwell, Lilley and Jancyk) IMO we would only need three players

-Centre midfielder- Another face in there for when legs start to tire, etc. I feel the likes of Sheerin would benefit from a game off once in a while.

(Gardyne from Celtic has been given rave reviews)

-Right Winger- I'm presuming Morais is off and if so someone on the right side who runs at people would be great.

-Striker- With the assumtion that Scotlands off, we would defo need atleast one striker, maybe two, depending on Coyle's willingness to give Jackson and Doris a chance!