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Bair. Kid can play. Had a trial at Levante last season and nearly secured a deal. Heard that closed door game performance was world class.

Keep the faith. We will get there. Get Mayzo on from the start. really pleased with Hendry. Him and Stevie could be a good partnership

Blue heaven in stark attack. Shocker.

I will be in Ormonds at half 12 if anyone wants to meet me. Get the coupon on, beers down the shute, then off to see the Super Js.

Jings, what a waste of a talent. Probably on the dole as well. Used to call him bungalow at Saints. Nothing upstairs.

Anyone know where wee Kiegs Parker is now? I thought he was destined for the top. Slithery wee sh!t I know but what a talent. Would have made it despite a persistent strain on the brain Was he not kncoking off Kelly Brook at some stage?

Stevie Doris hasnt hit it off at Dundee. I believe he is a source of great untapped potential and would love to see him back at Perth Saints. Scored goals for fun for the Smokies. Trials at Birmingham and linked with Premiership clubs. He and Mayser up front would be a dream team.

I will be honest, Stevie May in his briefs would a braw sight (I have a burd).

Delighted to see Crofter back. He must have had a difficult time down south to be without a club. Top bloke and one of the most elegant players i have seen at the football club.

Burns is a hellhole. Wheel Inn is a shout. 11.30 we could meet Ormonds. Half 1 bus to Letham. An hour in the Wheelie then to the match to sing oor herts oot. Whos in?

Was at a hotel that had done a calendar of staff in the scud. Wonder if Saints would think this is a good idea? Could be used to raise money for underpriveldged fans? The ladies would love it. Who would be your mister december?

Need to get the atmosphere up for this one. What would be the opinions on getting drinks in Ormonds Saturday then all getting on the same number 2 bus to the geme. This is the biggest match of the year for me the Scottish Cup 3rd round and i want to get absolutley melted.

I watched Dirty Dancing (again) the other night. Brilliant movie. Edgy but a cheesyballs ending.

Seen Mark Wright on Saturday. Wouldnae kick him out of bed (i have a burd by the way).

The White Paper has been released. I think it is utopia. Everything in it is affordable and will make Scotland the greatest place in the world to live. I have never been happier and will enjoy our last 9 months in the union of marraige. Build the walls at the border, only Scots allowed in. Nationalism lives on. The 2 nationalist parties are reviing, SNP and UKIP. There are prosperous times ahead for Scotland and England/