Welsh, Irish, English and Scottish soldier are captured by the Iraqis, the Iraqis tell them they will be shot and can have one last request. The Welshman says-"can I have 1000 Welsh choir singers singing Land of my father", the Irishman says" can I have 1000 riverdancers singing Danny boy", the Englishmans last request is to have "Vera Lynn singing The White Cliffs of Dover". They ask the Scotsman whathis last request is, he says "Shoot me first".