jinky

Reported.

The poor mans Tommy.

I'm not sure I can download it from the site though, as it's currently watermarked. Meaning I can't then upload it to flikr etc.

Rather than starting a new thread, does anyone have any experience of buying pictures from the saints photosale site? I want to buy a picture but ideally, get it digitally, so I can then get it blown up onto a canvas? Failing this, can I take the actual photo somewhere and they then scan it onto a canvas at the required size? Cheers.

Well it's time to return to work tomorrow. Rather looking forward to it, I must say. I still can't begin to sum up my feelings, so all I will say is this. To all the players, management, coaches, directors, club employees and my fellow supporters. You all contributed to what for now, will be considered the greatest day of my life. So, thank you. Saturday the 17th of May 2014, a dream that shall never end.

Sorry to hear that Hoodlum. Your order was sent on Thursday evening, so I'm surprised it hasn't arrived yet, I would have expected it to arrive with your post today. If it doesn't arrive on Monday, please PM me and I'll arrange for another batch to be sent to you.

Bump. Thanks to those who've already placed an order.

Howdy folks, I've not posted here in a long time, but with final fever sweeping across Tayside (bypassing Dens) i could no longer contain myself. I think I've possibly got a bit carried away with the excitement, but i've created some VERY limited edition 'Armageddon' cup final badges. There appears to be a unity of 'diddy' teams in Scottish football at the moment and the badges are created to reflect this and in a similar style to the scarfs you can get with both clubs colours on. We're all delighted to be in the final, especially without either of the ugly sisters. Badges can be purchased on ebay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231223783277?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 or if preferred via PM. Discounts are available on bulk orders, again PM for details. Anyway, thanks for looking and thanks to Jamie for allowing me to shamelessly plug these. See you on the 17th, COYS.

Breaking News..... Exclusive From The Beek. See above thread for the latest......

Preparations for the biggest game in the clubs history have been dealt a massive blow, just hours ahead of kick off. With manager, Nipplehead, invoking club policy that no player can venture more than 17 miles from the hotel on the eve of a match. A disastrous turn of events befalls our eager warriors. The nearest strip club is a mere one mile outside the 'safety zone'. Several players are said to be devastated, unsure how to deal with the pent up excitement that they are tortured by, ahead of tomorrow mornings epic clash. One who wished to remain anonymous, cried "Hocus pocus I must focus, extendiousus, safety zoneious" Then burst into tears, only to be consoled by a packet of out of date Jaffa cakes. PSJ legend, Michael 'Woody' Woodburn initially offered to solve the problem in the same way he had done for a young Jinky, some 12 years ago. He offered to deposit some softcore pornography magazines in all players rooms, discretely placed under the covers for the cleaners to find. However after consultation with the players, it was decided that smart phones offer a far more practical solution, given the distance and cost of diesel for the burnmobile. We can only hope these unfortunate circumstances do not impact on the teams preparations too much. Remember lads, if they want you out the bar, get the hotel porno on. Sunnyside baby! Unfortunately this reporter has been unable to travel with the squad, so all further reports will be handled by the very able, Dustin Bucket. Andrew Van Der Beek

At a time when legends are few and far between, PSJ stand on the brink of immortality. For a small provincial club of such humble beginnings to have reached the Quarter Finals of the Internet's biggest football competition, is nothing short of remarkable. So come this Saturday, when they face Southport, a new chapter in this clubs fine history, will already be underway. This journalist was once, before embarking on a journey Hunter S. Thompson would be proud of, an integral part of the PSJ family. So it is heartening to see that the old guard keeping the original ethos and values alive. Through shite and muck! Players will come and go, but PSJ are more than just a football team, anyone who has ever been fortunate enough to wear the shirt can attest to this. Memories never fade. I caught up with Andrew 'Jinky' Johnston, who in his time with PSJ, played around 150 games, over 100 of those consecutively, with an average of a goal every three(ish) games. "It's an enormous achievement to have made it this far, but I really think this is just the start of things. The gaffer has done brilliant, he's managed to get a talented sqaud together, despite the budget constraints. It's the kinda game you dream of playing in, I'll be rooting them on". When asked of his own future, Johnston had this to say "It's long been my desire to return to where it all began at some point, thankfully Stewart White shows that there is plenty of time left for that". So come Saturday, whatever happens, new Legends will have been born, tales of these heroic men will be told for generations to come. The story of PSJ, is only just beginning. Good luck lads Andrew Van Der Beek

Crime strikes again... Remember kids, crime doesn't pay!

You're being pedantic and you know it. The sooner ALL saints fans accept we were a joke today, the better! Once we all accept what happened, we can all move on.

So being in control for a whole 4 minutes makes it ok? They're pro footballers, conceding a goal early shouldn't really be a problem.

Must be easy for you to comment after watching on tv! I have no problem at all with you not being able to attend, what i do have problem with, is you coming on here and protecting Del and his team after 4000 of us have paid good money going to see 11 men in blue shirts. That's all they were, shirts!