Papa Jack Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Near the end of the Morton game, there was a wee rendition of "Cheer Up Jim Duffy, oh what can it mean"....((In my day, it was Jocky Scott, but hey, who cares))It got me thinking about any other Saints songs which are specifically aimed at opposition players/managers etc...Off the top of my head, there's Ivano and Dario sharing a special moment and Crawford Baptie's wife being fairly accomodating....any other favourites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fazman1977 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 He's fat, he's round, his team are going down; Jimmy Bone, Jimmy Bone. Jad and Crossest Man In Scotland 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscotty Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Davie Dodds! Elephant man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Two Alan Roughs! There's only two Alan Rough's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex-montrosesaintee Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Dundee SlumsStand Up if You Hate DundeeWe Hate Dundee, We Hate Dundeetheme appearing here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
208saint Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 There's a wee ditty about Billy Pirie which is far too politically incorrect to be mentioned these days, another about Tommy Gemmills nose and Morton being the muppet men which spring to mind from days gone by Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee john Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Two Alan Roughs! There's only two Alan Rough's!two andy goram's surelyunless we sang it about rough too? Oldermoresensiblepack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee john Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 there's a circus in the town, in the towncammy fraser is a clown, is a clownarchie knox has got effing pox Mizfit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 two andy goram's surelyunless we sang it about rough too?oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscotty Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Always remember Ally McLeod being greeted with Argentina Argentina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepless Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Soulful contributed this one to the One FInal Hurdle book: Perth St Johnstone are the ChampionsThey’re the Best Team in The LandHenry Hall is the GeneralAnd the Leader of the bandSo Goodbye Partick ThistleFarewell Aberdeen And To Hell with Kilmarnock and DunfermlineWillie Waddell and Jock Stein. Coltrane, sixties saintee and HOODLUM65 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Center Half Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Hair, hair, hes no hair, hair hair hes no hair, hair hair hes no hair, hes a baldy basteward.thought this might have got an airing on Tuesday as well.Hodge should be a song writer on X-factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mizfit Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 there's a circus in the town, in the towncammy fraser is a clown, is a clownarchie knox has got effing pox My dad still walks around this house singing it, it was well before my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south inch Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 He's fat, he's round, his team are going down; Jimmy Bone, Jimmy Bone.Forfar once played us in the Cup, must be 15 years or so ago, and their fans sang"he's fat, he's round and he's worth a million pound"about one of their players. Saints won 1 - 0 but I can't remember who the Forfar player was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livi saint Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Who put the ball in the Dundee net??Kelvin, Kelvin Jack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 (edited) Ha ha. That was exactly what the Pompey fans sang about Micky Quinn ( now a pundit on radio five live ) in the eighties. (in reply to south inch's post)Sorry to go otf theme.Oh Jody Morris, you are the love of my life, Oh Jody Morris,............ Edited October 30, 2015 by HOODLUM65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brogan Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 At some point, surely, someone is going to mention Billy Pirie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 At some point, surely, someone is going to mention Billy Pirietry 208's post earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixties saintee Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Who put the ball in the the net Alex Alex Rennie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brogan Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 try 208's post earlier.Why's it politically incorrect? Am I remembering it wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmsaintee Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 souness souness wheres your wifeshe is getting shagged by a daego nil nil cup semi final against the original rangersalso archie archie get to fcuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coltrane Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Wasn't there one referring to Colin Stein having a face like a washing machine??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MySpazz Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 (edited) Adapt a few of these........ Funny English Football Chants1) “His name is Rio and he watches from the stand”West Ham fans in reference to Rio Ferdinand missing games due to drugs allegations and to the tune of Rio by Duran Duran2) “Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye. Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye. Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye. Saturday, Habib Beye, rockin’ all week with you!”Sung by fans Newcastle United fans at St James’ Park to the tune of Happy Days3) Fulham fans: “When you’re sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora, that’s Zamora”Brighton fans: “When the ball hits the goal, It’s not Shearer or Cole, It’s Zamora!”Fulham and Brigton fans have different ways of paying homage to their striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martin’s ‘That’s Amore’.4) “We’ve got Di Canio, You’ve got our stereos!”West Ham fans to Liverpool fans, beautifully simple5) “We love our, Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Baldy-headed Warren Feeney!”Northern Ireland fans to Warren Feeney – to the tune of ‘Yellow Polka Dot Bikini’ by Timmy Mallett6) “He’s fast, he’s red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane”Liverpool chanting about Irish striker Robbie Keane.7). “Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside”Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool’s Luis Suarez.8). “You should have stayed on the telly”Newcastle United fans to Alan Shearer, when he led the team to relegation as manager.9). “Deep fry yer pizzas, we’re gonna deep fry yer pizzas”Scotland witty fans to Italy’s supporters in a World Cup qualifier in 2007.10). “Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry” Chelsea fans singing about John Terry after his affair with Wayne Bridge’s ex-girlfriend, sung to the tune of Lord Of The Dance.11) “John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew” Aston Villa fans singing about John Carew, to the tune of Doris Day’s Que Sera Sera song.12) “Fat Eddie Murphy, you’re just a fat Eddie Murphy”Newcastle United fans used this heckle on then-Chelsea player Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink.13) “You only live round the corner”Fulham to Manchester United supporters suggesting they all live in London…14) “Here’s to you Asmit Begovic, City loves you more than you will know, woaaaahhhh.Here’s to you Asmir Begovic, City loves you more than you will know, woaaaahhh.” Stoke City fans to their goalkeeper, to the tune of Simon and Garfunkel’s Mrs Robinson.15) “Park park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your country, it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house”Man Utd fans chanting against Liverpool fans and also “He shoots, he scores, he’ll eat your Labradors”16) “There’s only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey. He used to be sh**e, but now he’s all right, Walking in a Heskey wonderland”Birmingham City fans singing about Emile Heskey after his return to form.17) “He’s red, he’s sound, he’s banned from every ground, Carra’s dad, Carra’s dad.”Sung by Liverpool fans about Jamie Carragher’s father, who was arrested at a match for being drunk.18) “Don’t blame it on the Biscan, don’t blame it on the Hamann, don’t blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traore. He just can’t, he just can’t, he just can’t control his feet.”Sung by Liverpool fans to the tune of ‘Blame it on the Boogie’ by Jackson 5 about Djimi Traore scoring an own goal.19) “There’s only one Carlton Palmer, and he smokes marijuana. He’s six foot tall and his head’s too small, Livin’in a Palmer wonderland!”Stockport County fans singing about their manager Carlton Palmer in 2002.20). “It’s just like watching The Bill!”Blackburn fans singing about the large amount of police at Ewood Park.21). “You’re shish, and you know you are!”Sung by Chelsea fans at Stamford Bridge when their side played Galatasaray, a Turkish Club.22). “Who let the frogs out, who? who? who? who?”Leicester City fans sung this to the tune of ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’ by the Baha Men when playing Arsenal who notoriously have many French players23) “Podolski to the left of me, Walcott to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle Giroud!”Arsenal fans chanting about their team to the tune of the Stealers ‘Stuck in the Middle With You’24) “He’s bald, He’s red, He sleeps in Fergie’s bed! Howard Webb, Howard Webb!”Liverpool fans against Howard Webb and Alex Ferguson25) “The city’s all yours, The City’s all yours, While we’re in Europe, The city’s all yours!”Birmingham fans mocking Aston Villa whilst they were in Europe26) “U-N-I-T-E-DThat spells f*****g debt to meWith a knick knack paddawack give a dog a boneOcean Finance on the phone”Manchester City fans taunting Manchester United fans27) “Van Per-sie, when the girl says no, Molest her.”Reworking of the wonderful Artful Dodger and Craig David single “Re-Rewind”28) “Nemanja, whoooah, Nemanja, whoooah, he comes from Serbia, he’ll f*****g murder ya.”Man Utd fans about Nemanja Vidic29) “Stand up if you pay your tax.”A chant aimed at Harry Redknapp by various football teams after he was investigated for tax fraud.30) You're just a shit michael jackson....shit michael jacksonChelsea fans to Nani. #30 defo works on that izzagurie wank Edited October 31, 2015 by MySpazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik2304 Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Next time we play Aberdeen."Taylor, where's your wife,Taylor,Taylor where's your wife!"Then respond."Dels house!She's only at Dels house,She's only at Dels house!" AthensSaint 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital Saint Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 Bye Bye Dundee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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