Greylag Posted April 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 One great day at McDiarmid ParkMan U came to play - what a larkAs we sat in our pewsThe ground blew a fuseAnd we all had to sit in the dark. Abernethy Saint and saintscotty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Today on WAPYou're all feckin crapAt limericks....so please stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Miserable git. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hospital Radio Perth Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 Remember to dream up a limerick before next week's show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik2304 Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 Today on WAPYou're all feckin crapAt limericks....so please stop^^^Doesn't understand the rules^^^ Hospital Radio Perth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 A team in Perth known as the SaintsOften like watching the drying of paintThough some days in PerthIt's like heaven on earthJust thank goodness - Dundee we ain't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greylag Posted April 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 One great day at McDiarmidAirdrie failed to step up to the markGrant, Treanor and WardPut them to the swordAnd we partied 'til well after dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 A team in Perth known as the SaintsEntertained the Saints fans with their feintsWhile Hall, Connolly and Pearson did dribbleLeaving opponents with something to quibbleAnd adoring home fans with no complaints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint sid Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Ross county hillbilly poem,i went on poem generator and stuck in a few words and it came up with this poem... not sure if it's gash or genius (probs gash)For my love, sister.I feel so inbred and hillbilly sometimes,When I think of you each night and day,And when I see you, I see sheep,I love you more than words can say...You're so gorgeous! This love is inbred!I can't resist your 3 eyes, it's true!The hills and 6 toes fade into shadows...I am absolutely crazy for you!Your soul is crazy; your heart is achy breaky,And my heart is truly in your hands.I could shag and jump 'til life was done,But YOU are the focus of my plans.This happy croft is gorgeous my love,And for you, sister, I thank Heaven above.All my love, brother x Do i win anything????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Two to three years with good behaviour? HOODLUM65 and saint sid 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hospital Radio Perth Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 Ross county hillbilly poem,yadda yaddaDo i win anything?????????You get to polish the Richard Britton minibus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint sid Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 i ididnt read the rules, so i guess my masterpiece is wasted on this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint sid Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 a young man called david mackayate a piehe didn't dieso ate another pieand didn't dieso to a third piehe threw in richard brittons eyerichard britton did diefrom the pie to the eye from dave mackay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
541ntees Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 One great day at McDiarmid ParkDefinately wasnt managed by StarkSaints won 7-2Dundee were pooA premier team had made its mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixties saintee Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 Remember to dream up a limerick before next week's show.Did he come on for the last 5 minutes Nuggets and Greylag 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 A young man named Dave Mackay,Looked lovingly towards the sky,As he lifted the Cup,And then took a sup,In the house there wasn't a dry eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 (edited) A young man named Dave Mackay,Played for a team in Perth known as the Saints,One great day at McDiarmid park,Scored from a free kick, which was his trademark,And celebrated without constraints. Edited April 28, 2016 by HOODLUM65 Hospital Radio Perth and Abernethy Saint 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 One great day at McDiarmid park, Hotlines started to spark,As rumours abound, Went all round the groundWe'd signed Willem van der Ark. Hospital Radio Perth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hospital Radio Perth Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) Edited May 2, 2016 by Hospital Radio Perth HOODLUM65 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hospital Radio Perth Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Get your limericks posted before 7pm tonight (Tuesday) to have a chance of winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hospital Radio Perth Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 One great day at McDiarmid ParkAlan gave us the shirt off his backYou can take it homeJust by writing a poemThat's amusing and comes up to the mark! Get your limericks submitted here before 7pm for a chance to win the signed jersey or the goalie gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 One great day at McDiarmid ParkAlan gave us the shirt off his backYou can take it homeJust by writing a poemThat's amusing and comes up to the mark! Get your limericks submitted here before 7pm for a chance to win the signed jersey or the goalie gloves.I think that's the winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 One great day at McDiarmid park,Alan Mannus gave Ryan Stevenson a whack, Sent off for a red, Off home early to bed,And up bright & early next morn with the lark. saintscotty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixties saintee Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 One great day at McDiarmid park,Alan Mannus gave Ryan Stevenson a whack, Sent off for a red, Off home early to bed,And up bright & early next morn with the lark.Stick to reporting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickardo Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 A team in Perth known as the SaintsThe young team show no restaintsA smoke bomb or three they do it for mebut there's always to many complaints. sixties saintee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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