Worst ever Saints team

[GORDON76]

Whilst we are playing well at the moment , a wee bit of fun. Been  Muirtonee since mid 70's so here is my worst eleven.

Keeper: A hard one, we have had really good keepers over the years. Going for Andy Rhodes. A flash poser and his " you lot paid for my rolex watch" to Saints supporters gets my vote. 

Defence: right back, can't think of any really bad RB so will go for James Brown. Central defence. Malcolm Lowe and Phil Roberts. Left back Sean McAuley. 

Midfield: Cammy MacPherson, Jacob Butterfield and Ian Gibson.

Front three: Martin Buglioni,  Dyron Daal and Andy Brannigan. 

[PSJ.84]

Wallace Duffy and Madis Vihmann breathe a huge sigh of relief. 

[mike_gain]

Surely room for Euan Mclean, Cleveland Taylor, Michael Coulson and Rory Fallon in the team or at least on the bench.

Harsh on James Brown as I don't think he's anywhere near as bad as everyone else mentioned. But I genuinely can't think of anyone at right back who has been awful.

[Mizfit]

Where’s Jahmal Hector Ingram? 

[mike_gain]

Wait.....Adam Morgan, is he even good enough to make the bench?

[double deluxe]

7 hours ago, GORDON76 said:

Whilst we are playing well at the moment , a wee bit of fun. Been  Muirtonee since mid 70's so here is my worst eleven.

Keeper: A hard one, we have had really good keepers over the years. Going for Andy Rhodes. A flash poser and his " you lot paid for my rolex watch" to Saints supporters gets my vote. 

Defence: right back, can't think of any really bad RB so will go for James Brown. Central defence. Malcolm Lowe and Phil Roberts. Left back Sean McAuley. 

Midfield: Cammy MacPherson, Jacob Butterfield and Ian Gibson.

Front three: Martin Buglioni,  Dyron Daal and Andy Brannigan. 

Benito Kemble would like a word

[ex-montrosesaintee]

We dream of a team of Vinny Arkins'

[rik2304]

It's definitely got Cami in midfield and Joe Gormley up front.

[crieffsaintandy]

Sir Alistair Crawford, his few goals saved him from.the squad, but what a nothing player 

[CAH]

10 hours ago, GORDON76 said:

Whilst we are playing well at the moment , a wee bit of fun. Been  Muirtonee since mid 70's so here is my worst eleven.

Keeper: A hard one, we have had really good keepers over the years. Going for Andy Rhodes. A flash poser and his " you lot paid for my rolex watch" to Saints supporters gets my vote. 

Defence: right back, can't think of any really bad RB so will go for James Brown. Central defence. Malcolm Lowe and Phil Roberts. Left back Sean McAuley. 

Midfield: Cammy MacPherson, Jacob Butterfield and Ian Gibson.

Front three: Martin Buglioni,  Dyron Daal and Andy Brannigan. 

Dyron Daal???? Was that not an item on the menu at the Himalaya on South St.??

[sane_tee]

Barry Douglas anyone?

[GORDON76]

Ooft, good shout. Starting to feel guilty about James Brown because he was decent. Can't think of any really poor right back over the years. 

[The Kinross Saint]

Josh Rae

Barry Douglas
Niall Keown
Plamen Krachunov
Wallace Duffy

Viv Solomon-Otabor
‘Wee Max’ 
Cami
Ali Crawford

Adam Morgan
Nick McKoy

 

 

 

Edited September 14, 2025 by The Kinross Saint

[RandomGuy]

There's a chance we line up against central midfield pairing of Crawford and MacPherson this season, now that Morton have signed MacPherson.

[Mizfit]

I’ve based mine from when I began going in 2004. 

[Calluna4u]

Was wondering how far back we are going.....most of the names are in last decade, but see Andy Brannigan gets pulled in...so from around the same time.......Gordon McGregor. Don't remember seeing him do much at all and he would be high up my list of ineffective players.

The die that hit rock bottom in the first season of the premier league were earnest players out of their depth and many would quality of this......I remember how slow some of them seemed..esp a left back whose name escapes me that I think we signed from Montrose...I roomed with a Hearts supporter and an Aberdeen supporter at college in Glasgow at the time and took some horrendous ribbings..all in good spirit though. The group of us which included a Brechin supporter and probably one of the only three Lossiemouth supporters in the  world...travelled all over west central Scotland every night there was a game on, irrespective of who was playing. Only ground we disliked going to was Ibrox, but our scariest night was coming back from Shawfield..

Saints have had our share of pretty ordinary journeymen over the years. I think all the managers signed some that did not work out at all well.

[garydavidson]

16 hours ago, Mizfit said:

Where’s Jahmal Hector Ingram? 

Still on the bench.

[HertsAgain]

16 hours ago, Calluna4u said:

Was wondering how far back we are going.....most of the names are in last decade, but see Andy Brannigan gets pulled in...so from around the same time.......Gordon McGregor. Don't remember seeing him do much at all and he would be high up my list of ineffective players.

Yep.  McGregor definitely was the boo-boys' scapegoat of that time.  Hopeless.

Other suggestions - Iain Lee was pretty grim, wasn't he?

Edited September 15, 2025 by HertsAgain

[GORDON76]

Remember Iain Lee. Signed by Lord Totten I think. One of few not so good signings including Sean McAuley and Billy Blackie. 

[john.w]

Jimmy Gauld

[Cagey]

4 hours ago, john.w said:

Jimmy Gauld

4 years in the nick for match fixing.