Long time no see

[panicfc]

Cheers Saints fans.

Way back when I started following the club because "Cousin Murray" was on the team.  Life got busy, Facebook came about, I drifted about and I forgot about this forum.  But after years of being away, I said "Hey! We are Perth! is the place to be. 

In my book, all Davidson's are related.  


 

[Melbourne Saint]

13 minutes ago, panicfc said:

"In my book, all Davidson's are related.  "
Good on you! Welcome to the Saints land. Hope there's no inbreeding going on in the Davidson's 😀 Murray was and is a legend.

 

 

Edited August 4 by Melbourne Saint

[THE LARK SAINT]

35 minutes ago, Melbourne Saint said:

 

Suspicious! CFC comes along when we are due to play Celtic soon ( all be it postponed to later date)

[panicfc]

11 minutes ago, THE LARK SAINT said:

Suspicious! CFC comes along when we are due to play Celtic soon ( all be it postponed to later date)

CFC?  No, Panic FC was the name of my youth and adult teams back in New Orleans, thus the Fleur de lis.  

Before I followed my "bloodlines" I tried Celtic, but too big and honestly being from New Orleans and my Saints,  I enjoy the struggles. 

 

[panicfc]

1 hour ago, Melbourne Saint said:

 

Haha! I hope it isn't inbreeding.. but heck, I'm in Alabama, but the good part

 

[Melbourne Saint]

15 hours ago, panicfc said:

Haha! I hope it isn't inbreeding.. but heck, I'm in Alabama, but the good part

 

Jeez... Alabama... I have nightmares over the film Deliverance, swamp people, anal pig stuffing... My fiance is from New Mexico. She's reluctantly forced to watch Saints at 3am. Gaffa tape and rope assist.

[panicfc]

9 minutes ago, Melbourne Saint said:

Jeez... Alabama... I have nightmares over the film Deliverance, swamp people, anal pig stuffing... My fiance is from New Mexico. She's reluctantly forced to watch Saints at 3am. Gaffa tape and rope assist.

Those are lies... but lucky for me, I'm in Northern Bama - home of all the rocket scientists.    

[panicfc]

6 hours ago, Melbourne Saint said:

Jeez... Alabama... I have nightmares over the film Deliverance, swamp people, anal pig stuffing... My fiance is from New Mexico. She's reluctantly forced to watch Saints at 3am. Gaffa tape and rope assist.

I was rushing.. " THOSE AREN'T LIES!"  - parts of Alabama are scary, but not as Scary as Mississippi or parts of Georgia and Tennessee, but worst of all.. NEW ENGLAND!!! Those Mother Flippers are really scary! 

[Melbourne Saint]

6 hours ago, panicfc said:

Those are lies... but lucky for me, I'm in Northern Bama - home of all the rocket scientists.    

Rocket scientists? Wow, social BBQ's would involve methane and oxygen. The BBQ may even reach Earth's orbit. Shame about the cindered burgers... 😃

[panicfc]

Yeah, we mock how many of these rocket scientists are running around town.  Truly one of the highest IQ cities in the world.   

BBQ -🤩 

We have one of the Champions of BBQ about 30 minutes from us.  But so many good options around here.  

[Melbourne Saint]

Well... With all of these propulsion nerds doing... Sweet FA, may I humbly suggest the next time you run into a Rocket Man, the solution to propulsion is...

Cows.

They produce serious amounts of methane (actually a global problem), strap an oxygen cannister to them and fire them off into lower orbit. Upon re-entry they will be beautifully cooked and steaks for all. Could spell the end for BBQ's.

[panicfc]

Don't mess with our smoked meats. You should have watched all the European traveling down here and enjoying our food.  

 

[Melbourne Saint]

42 minutes ago, panicfc said:

Don't mess with our smoked meats. You should have watched all the European traveling down here and enjoying our food.  

 

I've got a fair amount of experience with your "smoked meats" of the female variety.... Don't like the ones that are too crispy on the outside 😃

[panicfc]

What am I supposed to do with that one ?

😀

[Melbourne Saint]

7 hours ago, panicfc said:

What am I supposed to do with that one ?

😀

Are you referring to one of your many brothers that you keep locked in a bunker? 😃😃😃 

[Melbourne Saint]

7 hours ago, panicfc said:

What am I supposed to do with that one ?

😀

  On 8/6/2026 at 1:33 PM, Melbourne Saint said:

"I've got a fair amount of experience with your "smoked meats" of the female variety.... Don't like the ones that are too crispy on the outside 😃"

Actually, more concerning are the ones that... Are too crispy on the inside.... 😀😀😀

[panicfc]

[Melbourne Saint]

Pray tell... Have you suffered an  "incendiary vaginal vaccum"????

No escape. No traces. No fingerprints. No fluffy cuddly toys to do.... things with.

I don't know your name, but I suspect, there's a much greater catastrophe at play. Do you you go by the handle of "Mr Hunky Funky Doodle Monkey". 

Do you work in a jail, or zoo?

Both the same, just shorter rectal lifetime 😃😃😃😃

 

[Melbourne Saint]

16 minutes ago, Melbourne Saint said:

Pray tell... Have you suffered an  "incendiary vaginal vaccum"????

No escape. No traces. No fingerprints. No fluffy cuddly toys to do.... things with.

I don't know your name, but I suspect, there's a much greater catastrophe at play. Do you you go by the handle of "Mr Hunky Funky Doodle Monkey". 

Do you work in a jail, or zoo?

Both the same, just shorter rectal lifetime 😃😃😃😃

 

I am just joking. Just canned a few ISIS style, Dundee infiltrator fans. Over pretty quickly. They didn't buy Season Tickets to watch The Saints. We need reinforcements. Pronto . Sir, Mayor of Rocketland, we need your assistance from afare... We have a few remote controlled devices, both submersible and ... Aerial. I can't comment much on the top secret "panty bombs".

Edited August 7 by Melbourne Saint

[panicfc]

Dundee fans in the Saints forum?

 

[panicfc]

So I thought I mentioned I started a blog (Substack)

This is my journey with the Saints.

https://eddiedavidson.substack.com/p/3-clubs-3-countries-and-me

[The Real Saints]

As far as initiation rituals are concerned, getting involved in a conversation with Melbourne Saint must be one of the most challenging.

[panicfc]

2 hours ago, The Real Saints said:

As far as initiation rituals are concerned, getting involved in a conversation with Melbourne Saint must be one of the most challenging.

You got that right! 

 

[Melbourne Saint]

6 hours ago, The Real Saints said:

As far as initiation rituals are concerned, getting involved in a conversation with Melbourne Saint must be one of the most challenging.

I'm part of the bigger process to avoid infiltration by unworthy. It's a complicated vetting process, using advanced AI. 😃

Liked PanicFC's substack. Good man.. 

Edited August 7 by Melbourne Saint

[panicfc]

14 minutes ago, Melbourne Saint said:

I'm part of the bigger process to avoid infiltration by unworthy. It's a complicated vetting process, using advanced AI. 😃

Liked PanicFC's substack. Good man.. 

Thanks for reading.   I need to get some t-shirts to wear around town.  I wore my Murray jersey to work the other day, and no one said anything.  When I wore my Sassuolo jersey, I did have a kid say "That's a random shirt I never expected to see in Huntsville".

I wore the Murray shirt to a Highland Games thing in town too, but nothing then either.