Steve Maskrey Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Keith Chegwin is in fact an acronym for the secrets of the Da Vinci Code. Very few know what the words are but the second 'E' stands for eggwhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Keith Chegwin is not Paul Gambachini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Maskrey Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Despite strong rumours, Keith Chegwin and Leona Lewis are not one and the same person even though they've never been seen in the same room at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al C Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Keith Chegwin is planning to buy the entire Dunfermline ticket allocation for Sunday's Challenge Cup Final. When asked why he replied "Because I can" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Keith Chegwin's second least favourite colour is mauve... he's not sure of his least favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Maskrey Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Keith Chegwin's second least favourite colour is mauve... he's not sure of his least favourite. I'm told he has a passing dislike for cyan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Saintee Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Keith Chegwin has "666" tatooed on his head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkfish Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Keith CAN believe it's not butter, but he plays along as he doesn't want to spoil it for anyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Mc Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Keith was considering 'getting it all down on paper' in an autobiography and I for one was delighted that at last we would have the definitive inside line on the great man. But as he is 'Immortal' he decided it would 'Take too long' and has scrapped the idea for now :-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Saintee Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Nah......... Next Burnley manager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 His mousemat is grey... and starting to curl up at the edges... he intends to buy another soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Maskrey Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Keith inspired the REM song What's the Frequency Kenneth? when he spoke to Michael Stipe about the radio station he was working on as Michael's a big fan. Unfortunately, Keith didn't quite sound right when REM were working on the song and were forced to change it to Kenneth. Actually, most REM fans believe the song refers to the former newsreader, Kenneth Kendall but we know better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Keith once got into trouble for dressing as a Kl-Klux-Klan Clansman... he apologised whenhe realised he looked nothing like his intended fancy dress target, a smurf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Keith Chegwin was caught scribbling 'Burnley can sook ma rook!' on a child's pencil case this morning... "Well they can... dicks!" he said when questioned on his motives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Cheggers just walked past my study window... "nothing too unusual in that!?" I hear you say... first floor window!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Cheggers just walked past my study window... "nothing too unusual in that!?" I hear you say... first floor window!!! He had no form of stiltage and appeared to be utlilising purely the ability to hover... incredible man is Keith Zack Chegwin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Keith Zack Chegwin has no middle name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Keith Chegwin would be upset if he had a middle name like Zack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Keith Chegwin was born in Bootle, not in a bottle as some have previously said. His proud parent, Cherry Chegwin was moved to tears at his birth, "but not cus any glass broke or anything like that lar." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Keith Chegwin released a song called 'I wanna be a winner' with a group called Brown Sauce. He was later sued after admitting the taking part was more important. This unsavoury incident almost led to bankruptcy, but luckily he was able to cash in his shares in St Johnstone, earning him £335, enough to start his own animal embalming business, in which he still works the Wednesday morning shift. Mostly he enjoys stuffing red squirrels... "those grey ones come over here and steal our jobs and try and blow up our airports" he rightly claims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Keith just popped in to let the site know his opinions on Owen Coyle quitting Saints... "I want to say I'm bemused... but let me do it in a cheeky way and through the use of a photograph... please, pwease.... pwetty pwease." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Mc Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 In spite of Keiths abstinence from the Demon Drink he still finds time between potting and stuffing small animals to come up with the Guinness adverts, its a creative outlet that gives him a great sense of fulfillment. Watch out for him in the new year as he embarks on his new career of cage fighting - You read it here first folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted November 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 Cheggers was on last nights episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks... he invented pop in the 50's. That's both pop music and bottles of pop as made popular in Northern England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted November 30, 2007 Report Share Posted November 30, 2007 After Keiths success in Kenny with their smash-a-doody hit-tastic record, Fancy Pants, he was headhunted to be the original KC in KC and the Sunshine Band but had to drop out due to Swap Shop commitments. The devistated rest of the band kept his initials as a tribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bev Callard Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Keith Chegwin kidnapped all these good posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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