pezza70

hangover

lazy

just to show that it has travelled around the world atleast once

http://www.addictinggames.com/zidaneheadbuttgame.html

dandruff

Darryl is driving over the Sydney Harbor Bridge one day when he sees his

> girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

>

> Darryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the blazes d'ya think

> ya doing?"

>

> Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Darryl. You

> got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".

>

> Darryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

>

> "Shazza", he says.......... "Fair dinkum not only are ya a top shag but

> you're a real sport too" ..... and drives off

you

leg

It is a shame the club has gone public about him which gives potential bigger clubs the chance to snag him if indeed he is a good player before we sign him.

A player from Barcelona even if it is their B team would be a coup for our club and could generate some positive PR for the club.

It beats the old days of targeting players like Nash, Devine and Lehmann

dog

oil

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a

highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers

him handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?". "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks "Why do you buy them then?

The old lady replied "We just love the chocolate around them."

A yahoo search comes up with these stats

Manuel Expósito Presseguer

Miejsce urodzenia: Sentfores (Hiszpania)

Data urodzenia: 1981-11-29

Wzrost: 173 cm

Waga: 72 kg

Meczów w reprezentacji: 0

Debiut w FCB: -

*NOTE TO EVERYONE*

It may not be the Barcelona B guy

It is nice to dream about even if it isnt the guy.

Im sure the Barcelona B team has some qulaity in it a the very least.

PEZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with Scott?

Nothing, Ive never seen the man in person, everyone just says he is huge lad at present

I should of maybe said Bollan instead

lets hope he doesnt own a dog or gets home sick for tapas

Barcelona B sound's promising though

Dobbie

No probs Jimbo, just needed a little bit of time to work out the positions.

Last year on that same site, they had a Scottish division 1 prediction league, and I won the tip the winners section, always good to jam it up the dundee tippers who were in it.

knock

pain

I'm amazed the question is even being asked - of course he was an idiot to behave like that! How could he possibly not be?

I do think people are wrong to say that's what he'll be remembered for, though. Perhaps he will be by people who don't normally watch football & only tuned in for the World Cup final, but I'm sure most of us who follow the game will remember him for what a fantastic player he is/was.

had that conversation today with a work colleague, she said that is what his career will be remembered for, I said I will remember him as the player of his generation.

Cantona is more then the idiot who jumped the fence in my eyes also

cream

oops sorry Im barred so delete the post

This is the final table folks, a tight affair all the way to final game today

1. Jimbo 4 pts

2. Ronaldo ( on count back ), Steve McQueen 8 pts

4. Realmadrid 11 pts

5. Pezza 15 pts

6. A.d.i.d.a.s 23 pts

7. Blueheaven 26 pts

8. Saintbryan 31 pts

9. Dunfermiline_saint 32 pts

10. Jimbob 47, Scadek, Saintinthecity (in order on countback ) 35 pts

13. Rory_J 40 pts

14. Broon 42 pts

15. Dayle_09 44 pts

16. Pink 57 pts

17. Saintkev 62 pts

18. Beej, Johnyb_7 (on countback) 63 pts

20. Sainty69 64 pts

21. Radford_72 68 pts

22. Calinho 71 pts

23. Auchterardermark 73 pts

So that is it folks, our prediction league gaffer won the competition, he finished first in two of the three divisions, and second in the other a huge effort.

A special mention to Realmadrid who finished 5th out of 1105 people in the tip the winners competition, only two points from the leader, a huge effort by Martin.

Jimbo finished 3rd out of 650 people, just one point from the winner in the pick the margins

SteveMcqueen finished 7th out of 650 people in the pick the margins

Jimbo finished 3rd out of 621 people in the pick the scores competition again just one point from the winner, awesome tipping by all 3 in particular.

A big thanks for everyone who entered and tipped, I know that the site is a hard one to navigate and I appologise that the updates in the earlier rounds were slow from them, but as I dont control the site it was out of my hands.

They did donate our betting voucher, which we were able to use as the first prize, so maybe that compensates a little for the slowness earlier on.

Finally Jimbo, I will be in touch with you via a PM in the next few days working out how we are going to transfer your prize to you, so you can hopefully turn your tipping prowess into some hard earned dosh for the wallet.

If I was him, I wouldnt even bother going to the discipline hearing. they can suspend Im sure he doesnt care.

He went down as if he was shot, the diving t***

Would of been worth it, if he had caught him in the face, but he missed his face and he grabbed it.

Z should of known better though

The look on Henry's face was priceless walking around the field as the Italians celebrated, he didnt have no one to clean his boots or to ring it seemed this time.

Dundee's strip looks better then the 'Well's in my opinion, they have kept it very simple, nice and clean (so to speak).

I am also a fan of white socks for what it is worth.

I voted yes because of the boys from Oz

Watching world cups knowing that the Scot's are not there doesnt do much for me, having the Oz qualify and do well was brilliant for everyone down here.

Over all the cup will be remembered for bad ref's for me.

Will the winner of the golden boot be giving his award back to the organisers this year?