john.w

in order to promote safe sex, the aberdeen council have started painting legs of sheep that kick.

I am proud of Ando - http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/football/spl/rangers/2010/08/30/i-need-more-protection-from-scots-referees-warns-rangers-winger-vladimir-weiss-86908-22523849/

you must be the most northern saintee?

I am psyched for the game wiz at the airport at our wee community and what do I see a guy wi a bears top on the one wi McEwans Lager on it, kiddin him on I told him this wis saintees territory. But he was only an innocent guy who had picked it upon a visit to Scotland

(This could be a contender for the most stupid post of the week)

I have an ICT fan and 3 Dons fans in my work and would seriously consider taking a sickie tomorrow if I wasn't the gaffer!

Aw the price of power, you can always put exlax in their tea keep them off your back and on their erses for a while!!

Watsons in Methven St, Stefanis in the South St, Farqhuars Leonard St, the one in Craigie was good, the first three fellow old farts will remember:laugh:

What has become of our resident translation guru?

Have i missed a thread that he announced his departure? Are the French government restricting access to WAP?

Was wondering the same thing

Last time i took a kerry oot to Toronto consisted "o" murrays pies,Stanley Butchers Steak pies,lindsays sqaure and link sausages,Cragie Chipys white puddings, A 1/2 hunderweight of,sweeties, B*****ds connfiscated the lot and all i got in with was a bottle of Dewars Whiskey, I am sure they wait on the Scotland flight arriving and ken a body has scottish meat and sweets we them,

Worthwhile checking out the two Fifers Methil Mike and Earls Ferry what do you think sur.

My job is so shit3 it's not even funny..

for starters, the people I work with...

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be bird. Yeah, okay, she is pretty fit, but my god she is completely useless. The girl is constantly messing with her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next girl is the complete opposite. She could even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is stuck here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, let alone shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might even be a lesbian.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f4cking stoner. And this bloke is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is f4uk-faced before he comes to work, during work, and more than likely after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a tramp from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f4cking dog to work.

Every f4cking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.

Honestly, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.

Also, both of them are constantly hungry, making multiple trips to Mcd’s or KFC every single day.

and I have to drive these idiots around in my van all Day.

and its 9.45pm pitch dark outside, the weathers been wet and crap.So much for the BBQ summer the weather men promised us!!Combine this with the doom and gloom of the new CON dem government, is any one else feeling a bit gloomy about the long hard winter the weathermen are now predicting?......

Thruppence? Ya cheap b******. In the South Street just off Princess Street. I'll take a cheque.

I think the other pub you mentioned was Corner Jock, or Blackfriars Bobby or Lassie Come Home or something like that.

Ya cheap b******!

Smudge (It was worth at least a tisharoon).

what about an igloo?

Do you know any of the ice road truckers ?

Heard it was Dev fae Coronation St's cousin Amul Ree

do you ken any eskimos?

corner jocks

Crish O'Malley! There can't be too many pubs left from my time.

I remember the Auld Hoose, the High Level, Bob Gunn's, the Ewe and Lamb. All the others seem to be gone.

Where, now, would I get the best pint of Heavy?

Smudge

When I saw the title of the thread I thought it wis a saintee on holiday thet had spent aw there money and needed a sub to get hame. Anyway welcome Van Fan from another Canadian Saintee:laugh:

We found a bar eventually.

Was that not the South Cafe or a meringue.

My bollocks have had an orange tinge to them for months now. I used to think it was because of my love of Wotsits and Tango but since I've cut back on them both the problem is still there. I was told that the problem could have arisen due to the fact many people think I'm a tosser. What do you think?

Can anyone remember a chippy in Princes Street in the 1940s/50s owned by the Zucconis?

Aye jam jars used to be coin of the realm in those days, we used to collect them and take them to Powries in Murray St along wi auld newspapers.

http://www.kingsdr.demon.co.uk/cinemas/newvic.htm#children