Moray Blue

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  1. Moore didnt really get a chance to prove himself at Perth though. As for not good enough for Saints, how often has that come back and bitten us on the bum.
  2. Why not? Proven goalscorer which we patently need, especially if has been said in other threads that Scotland may move.
  3. BBC are reporting that Kenny Deuchar has asked for a transfer. Should Saints put in a bid?
  4. At least they didnt need any assistance from the NYPD
  5. Moray Blue

    Jokes

    A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any" 'But I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant" Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
  6. Moray Blue

    Jokes

    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the **** you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
  7. Another great gone. The Heaven XI must be getting pretty useful by now.
  8. Not sure if I've missed this being posted elsewhere, but the goals from this game are available on the Thistle website. http://ptfc.co.uk/pressbox/video_highlights.asp
  9. Do we need another car park attendant?
  10. What a sleep. I'd this fantastic dream that we beat Rangers last night. Shame i had to wake up.............
  11. They'd have been the only ones left in there
  12. or a minimum of as long as it takes for them to score stoppage time
  13. Congratulations to all involved The bairns must think this supporting Saints is a piece of cake
  14. Top again. Good results elsewhere. Be interesting to read what those that were there say later.