henryhallsdanceband

Congrats HSF - I did my degree at Paisley College of Technology - now part of UWS and I guess where you'll be studying. Had a hoot of a time in Paisley. Good luck

he can but will he? - has he the bottle that would say be required to hole the six footer to win The Open (that's the one I've holed many times in my dreams)

reverse

Duper

hearts

Injuns

Harris

kung

Me too Cagey - cracking race and not really a F1 fan.

Harlequins

pate

rillette

they look like a squished poo - am I close?

russian

pile

Neighbours lad in his mid-40s was treated for prostate cancer couple years back and was in remission. Saw him about a month ago in Sainsbury's asked him how he was. He says "not great - month ago got told cancer back big time; same week my mother-in-law died and two days later my company went bust and so I'm now out of work" erm - hole please.

Uriah

sawing

and 24ft

Depends on the length of the pitch

tee

At age of eight I smashed my two front teeth so badly that when 16 I had to have them removed and I started wearing a plate. A year later when on a Church Youth Fellowship away weekend I got pissed on the first night and threw up in my room toilet – I didn’t realise that the force of this had sent my plate into the pan and I flushed the toilet – only discovered the next morning and had to spend rest of weekend with no front teeth – lithping like the best of them – embarrassing in front of all these lassies I’d hoped to impress that weekend or what – mega mickey take by the lads – and a bit of inventive story telling explaining to my mum.

clothes

agent

my pleasure