saint sid

irishman, aussie and a dundonian in a bar, they spot jesus sittin on his own. They each send him a drink & jesus sups each pint slowly. When he`s finished he walks over 2 the irishman and thanks him 4 the guiness. blimey says the irishman,my arthritis has gone. jesus then thanks the aussie for the fosters, crikey he says my bad backs cured. jesus then approaches the dundonian who runs away screaming "f--k-off em on disability benefit"

Nae arguing with that right enough! (stupid cow)

maybe bigot was wrong word? polish mink trying to get the most money out of sad WEEDGIE situation would probably describe him better.

or The Fudge-packers arms?

good! apart fae wet wet wet and marty bell-end

Q. was he a bigot before he left poland? or did weedgie-land make him like that?

Fukdootmacoup Inn

wasnt always the chairman! Q.woulld you not sing if u were the chairman? ****in sure i would! they would have to wrestle the tannoy mic from me!

funny. but what does it say?

Q. can you hear the west stand sing? --------------------------------------was in the west stand a couple of times this season and tried to join in with saints songs (coz the atmosphere is why any fan goes) but the fans in there are quite happy to hum songs under their breath. even tho a lot of them used to donate to the atmo! geoff brown has been in press couple of times asking saints fans to be heard, but why doesnt he sing? is he too old? is he too posh? is he too rich? did he ever sing?

stand up if u love man u!:twisted::twisted::twisted

"englands ****" man u . all the way

went to meet a couple of mates at sporsters for o.f. game and got nuthin but hastle from both sides of supporters! they are all just of wanks! "shoulda stayed in the hoose" wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee`rre no intae orange, and we`re no intae green, -------------------------------------------------so **** the pope ----------------------------------------------------------and **** the queen -------------------------------------------------------ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiinnntt jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjohnstone. ssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinnt jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjohnnnnnnnstone

the goalkeepers arms.

5 will do though! nice end to the season for da saintees.

we want 6. must be some game! wish i had went.

meant suggestions on who has big mouth! e.g. albert titcock if he wasnt a ***!

clyde are boring.negative and always hard to beat. hope they go down. morton is a bit further but at least we can sing m-o-r-t-o-n, morton are the muppet men da ra ra ra, ra ra ra, ra ra. to them!. so for that reason i hope they stay up. ha ha

both are quality! need a megaphone tho, or someone with a big mouth, ha ha, anybody got any suggestions?

TWA TAMS. plenty o descent stuff for around a fiver!

was at game yesterday and wouldnt mind watching the tv coverage. does anyone know if it will be repeated? iv`e checked ***-tv and its not on today

Henry Hall is starting, as is John Brogan, and hopefully jim morton will make an appearance!!! scared?

Q. why do blond`s make guys wear condoms? A.so they have a doggy bag for later!

WWWWWWWWWWWWWONE. TWWWWO. THRRREE. WHO ARE WE? WE`RE THE BOYS FROM THE FAIR CITYEEEEEEEE. WITH A KNICK KNACK PADDY WACK GIVE THE **** A BONE. PERTH SAINT JOHNSTONE`S ROLLIN HOME. PERTH ST JOHNSTONE`S ROLLIN HOME. PERTH ST JOHNSTONE`S rollin home (or giv dundee a bone etc etc)

one two three who are we? we're the boys from the fair city