Greegsy

I imagine he will receive the wage stipulated in his contract

Goals per game ratio I would imagine.

How far into the sand is your head mate? We will be lucky to get the best out of Swankie, and Courier looks like a very good player. Quite a coup for 'them'

Agreed that they won't miss Dixon, Robertson looked a good player on his day. What's this about McDonald not having to go, any source d4l?

He was always an asshole, that's good enough for me.

Boruc is why Poles should stay in Poland.

The trenchcoat only comes out between September and March, I'm currently sporting a knitted cardigan, round spectacles, well ironed slacks, some loafers and a seductive grin.

Sordid!

Have you got her number?

I was informed about a girl of 13 who apparently gets into a club in our fair city, and has 'liaisons' with older men who are unawares of her teenage status. Do we have a problem in Perth, and does anyone know her!?

Any paedo in particular?

Alan Main's Dad's House

Oui Oui

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/7368463.stm Looks like spurs have got him, could turn out to be some signing if he settles in the Premiership. With him and Hutton, and maybe my namesake to follow, I'll be looking out for their results next season, he ought to be an honorary Scot for helping beat England twice.

My most humble of apologies. If perhaps you cooked up some Torta della Nonna, and renamed it Humble Pie, then I would have a slice. It is my preferred Tuscan dessert, a custardy shortcrust pie. However, seeing as this is Humble Pie, I regrettably understand that you may wish to lower the filling to that of a Torta di Tagliatelle.