Vicky Pendleton's Saddle

We used a wooden sheep on wheels in Edinburgh. That seemed to work... Just watch what you're sticking your flag or scarf up. You may attract the wrong clientele.

Or Edinburgh for that matter...

Well said. It's a terrific opportunity to: a) Get three points (the European experience may well stand us in good stead) Support the lads from day one c) Show the despicable cheats that are FC Zombie and the appalling football 'journalists' that we will turn up, we do support our teams and we don't need a dead poisonous institution to prop the whole thing up. Armageddon? Aye right. COYS!

Good luck lads. We managed to get the Edinburgh Saints thing up and running thanks to a pub and a wooden sheep on wheels(!). It's easy to get going and is incredibly rewarding. Your football club needs you. Now more than ever...

Rangers tried that approach and look what happened to them...

Thanks dude. Hope we can do what your lot did to Borussia Monchengladbach back in the day...

Heids up boys 'n' girls! The tie is still alive, and at 2-0 down with a lot of time left it could easily have drifted well away from us. They are full of pace and catching us on the break is a concern. However, an early goal as mentioned and who knows? What it does need is a big support. More importantly, some NOISE! Also, nae moanin'. Right? COYS!!!

For those, ahem, 'unfortunate' enough not to be going to see Madge, recreate the concert by giving your nan a leotard and a can of Special Brew.

Like this though. We could call it the 'crossbow challenge'.

Grouse shooting from the half way line? Five a side sheep dog trials? If you want entertainment, go to the cinema...

Would it be safe to assume that if the vote goes the way it morally should, messrs Doncaster and Regan (and a few notable others) will resign on the spot? If not, why not? Alternatively, I suggest they should be suspended. Ideally from a large crane...

First post, and it's juvenile filth... "Coming all over Burley", now there's an image to conjur with. Start as you mean to go on, that's my philosophy.