Dev

Well, Kelvin Jack threw three points in our direction with his butter-fingers the other week... As the cliche goes, these things even themselves out over a season.

Argh! Smog-monsters! Isn't a bit dangerous taking your brother-in-law to Dumfries? Won't all that fresh air have a damaging effect on him? And just how drunk were you when you decided to marry someone with three heads? The forum must have answers! (Just kidding by the way big man but. )

You're right, it's all a conspiracy!

Incredible! I'm no Boro fan myself but that really is an amazing achievement. Bloody ITV4 though, why did it have to be on a channel I don't get? Why not Five or Sky Sports?

I said simple things!

Dobbie scored over 40 goals in a season for me. Janczyk is also unrealistically good in it, he's easily my most important midfielder.

Thing that boils my piss #319: "Big Time" When did it become fashionable to use the phrase "big time" as a substitute for "a lot"? It seems that everyone is at it these days. It strikes me as terrible use of English. I was watching the six o'clock news earlier on and Gerry Adams said "big time" three times in quick succession as he was making his point. Come on Gerry, play fair - your existence boils my piss enough without you invading my television and throwing uber-cool expressions at me. Big time boils my piss big time.

Going to Arctic Monkeys at the Carling Academy a week tomorrow. I'm not that big a fan of them and the last Monkeys gig I attended was almost exclusively populated by wankers, but it'll be interesting to see what their craic is.

What simple, everyday things are you rubbish at? For me: Changing duvet covers - why does it always turn into a marathon exercise? Doing this successfully appears to be some kind of dark art. Ordering food in Subway - I went into a Subway outlet the other day, got confused and left. Never been so baffled in a food outlet before.

I don't think there should be any half-time 'entertainment'. What was wrong with just having an empty pitch at half-time? We don't need half-time entertainment or a mascot, I'd prefer if we did absolutely nothing like we used to. I appreciate I'll probably be on my own with this opinion.

Your opinion is laughable. He's an international footballer yet he has no skill? Wish he played for Saints, your opinion would be different then.

Why Sproule??

Right enough, remember it being discussed at the time. I've never been to an open day so I suppose I may have missed out in that way. Last season's away tops were a bit minging though!

I wish they'd bring back the annual sale/auction thing. Giving stuff away to charities is all very well and good but it's not exactly of much benefit to the club or the fans. The club should give us saddo's who like to have random bits of kit the chance to purchase stuff, then give anything remaining to charities. A friend of mine still wears his match-worn McClune 22 top he bought for a fiver in one of the auctions - these things are good souvenirs for fans and I'm sure we'd appreciate them much more than any charity would.

You not going to post a link?

Isn't that something else entirely?! Not sure quite where you're trying to take this topic Kevin...

Are you echoing Chopper for a reason? And what does "rare in this decision" mean?!

The hat-trick hero, Jason Scotland.

Some new clothes to fit his newly streamlined body?

Hoyte isn't good enough for Sunderland, never mind Arsenal.

Look out, look out - here comes your friendly neighbourhood pedant! The Perth Wetherspoons pub is called The Capital Asset. The Counting House is a name used in Dundee, Glasgow and possibly others elsewhere, but not Perth.

He played very well on Saturday. Just watch the Scotsport highlights to see how involved he was, particularly in the first half. Credit where it's due!

The longer time goes on, the more likely it looks that West Brom are going down. They had a chance of a point or three tonight which would really have helped them with Brum and Portsmouth breathing down their neck. Looks like Pompey may escape the way things are going.

I've added Stevo's name to the original poll. I doubt he'll get many votes though!