saint sid

the game must be shite, the commentators are talking about stevie may's haircut, they recon he has had half a yard cut off it 0-0 H.T.

how about the good old fashioned knicker? £5 = a pair o knickers could see headlines like - scotlands knickers drop down on the dollar

to win the scottish cup, we will need super saint following him around with his big hand's, ready to slap him at any given time he does something stupid

he looks a wee bit like a penguin, maybe it was a self portrait

better not have been against us in the semi-final or i will suspend him.....from the roseburn stand at tyncastle

Really???? why?

Q. whats orange and stinks of sh1te? A. Dale Wintons c0ck Tannadice

You're not doing it right You're doing it right

proposal for a 5 star hotel recently, recon that could work

What should we call it? i go for the "Jimmy" one Jimmy = £2

if he scores the winner at parkheed today, i will be singing it all week

the sheep at home, chance for revenge and i dont want to get my hopes up again about winning a cup until all the top teams are out and the sheep are the form team. or the the rangers at ibrox, chance to knock one of the ugly's out and a big payday for saints.

MAYBE IT DID!!!! BUT I GOT INTO THE GAME A FEW MINUTES LATE AND MISSED IT LIVE, THE 1ST THING I SAW WALKING INTO THE STAND WAS 3 STANDS FULL OF SHEEP GOING MENTAL, THE SECOND GOAL COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED BY SLF'S SWIVEL CHAIR I HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND, I LEFT AFTER THE 4TH CAUSE I WAS GETTING SOAKED DOWN THE FRONT, THEN I WENT TO THE BOOZER (GETTING MORE SOAKED ON THE WAY) ONLY TO FIND IT WAS FULL OF SHEEP ALREADY CELEBRATING ALL IN ALL A SHIT DAY FROM 3.04 ONWARDS AND I BLAME BANKS

or we could see if the young guy is good enough for a mannus replacement? if banks does play he is gonna have to let a player take the goal kicks and he is going to have to wear wings to stop the ball going under him, if these two things dont happen, i would rather have slf's swivel chair in goal for us im a long way from forgiving him for last saturday

Bladdy Laaaaavilleey (cockney for braw)

yes, might be a bit heavy though! but i recon we could build a giant catapult using the terracing barriers and a pile of elastic bands

i only have a 3 piece suite if he fecks up this time i will have pickfords deliver it to his napper.

fecksake there's no seats to throw at him, will have to be bridies

tell ya it was a breath of fresh air getting a half time fag at tynecastle , recon a fag wouldnt have been strong enough for him though, andy5565 shoulda ran on with a giant spliff for him. TW must know how nerves seem to affect keepers though! (being one himself) maybe he could even arrange a massage from crofty's bird before the forfar game? recon that would help

cant remember anyone singing there's only one peter enckleman after he single handidly lost us the semi against motherwell. on a serious note though, maybe keepers suffer from nerves in bigger games more than outfield players due to them not running around or whatever. so my advice to steve is- go for a couple of pints before the game

seems like a decent bloke but he should have had more chairs thrown at him at tynecastle, is there chairs at station park just incase he has another bombscare enckleman type game?

do we? ffs, stevie may hatrick required then, 3-2 saints coys

meh the league cup is a diddy cup anyway and we wont have a dodgy keeper this week, dodgy keepers have cost us the last two semi finals, we're gonna win the cup

it's bad enough getting chucked oot the fitba for it, now their shooting us aswell? who;d of thought smoking would be bad for yer health eh? i blame the tories/nazis