Saturday 3rd June 2017 Queens Park Six-a-Side tournament


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We have entered two tournaments in June.

The first is the The Queen's Park 6-a-side tournament at Lesser Hampden on Saturday 3rd of June. 12pm start and £50 per team
(Same day the young guns head to Annan).
We are entering our 'veterans' into this one headed up by Michael Woodburn

Who is in? (9) (10 players max)

Woody, Kevin Heller, Kev Riddell Michael Dunbar, Alan Christie, Graeme Rodger, Daniel Alexander Scott, Niall Walker Andrew Johnston

Maybe (1)

Nick Elder

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Queens Park Sixes – PSJ Squad

Following a long period of exile, Boran Olisadabe has been coaxed out of retirement to write a profile piece on those legendary men that will be representing PSJ at the Queens Park Sixes this coming Saturday.  Boran had hoped his great friend and hated rival Andrew van der Beek would make the effort to do this but apparently he won’t be fit “until next season”. 

A large and experienced squad travel West on Saturday as PSJ seeks to replicate previous successes in this famous old tournament.  Under the controversial stewardship of Michael Woodburn the team will arrive with significant expectation weighing heavily on their shoulders.  I’m struggling to think of anything further to say introducing this piece so let’s simply list the players that will be involved and then make up some stuff about them.

  • ·         Michael Woodburn

The Burn has taken on organisational responsibilities for this event and for that we must be grateful.  Whether he slips effortlessly back into his free scoring midfield role remains to be seen and there are significant worries in the camp that he will spend his day on a mission with some yellow soldiers.  That sounds a lot worse than it actually is.  Burn’s favourite colour is buffalo.

  • ·         Kevin Riddell

It is some time since “Kevin” has been seen, at least by this esteemed reporter.  I’ll certainly be disappointed if his head does not still resemble a large nipple.  A recent recipient of the PSJ lifetime achievement award, it is hoped his on field performance will prove to be better than his ability to accurately gather and report statistical information.  Nips enjoys holidaying in North West Sweden.

  • ·         Kevin Heller

The Fresh Prince of Heller (a nickname not given the respect it deserves when originally proposed) will be looking to put his enhanced frame to good use over the course of the tournament.  Reports that he recently mistook his brother Nuggets as an actual chicken nugget before eating him whole are entirely made up.  Kevin has never eaten sushi.

  • ·         James Johnston

The state of James drug addled mind can be best summed up by his recent insistent protestations that his name is actually “Andrew”.  James has recently graduated following a fifteen year period studying Douglas Frew.  The team can only hope that any traffic issues are negotiated and that James emerges from his smack den in time for kick off.  Jinky only has four fingers on his top hand.

  • ·         Michael Dunbar

Dunbar promises to put in a committed shift for a full three minutes before being hauled off due to injury.  He is also looking forward to leading a group discussion on the financial consequences of Brexit before moving on to more philosophical considerations concerning the futility of existence.  Dunbar has watched the Lion King 567 times.

  • ·         Harold Barca

Another man who seems to suffer extreme confusion as to what his name actually is, continually peddling the myth that it is Daniel Scott.  Harold is a known liar and claims to own a number of motorbikes.  Last seen working on his CV with no intention of actually sending it anywhere.  Harold was born in the sleepy Norwegian fishing village of Reine.

  • ·         Graeme Rodger

The quiet man of the PSJ side, “Graeme” has endured severe moments of sadness in recent times, most recently in Hamilton.  I’m sure this will garner the appropriate levels of sympathy from his teammates.  Graeme continues to look nothing like Will Smith.  At least not that one.  Rodge once tried his hand at ceramics but it wasn’t for him.

  • ·         Nick Elder

Fatima Whitbread. 

  • ·         Alan Christie

Alan issued a stern no comment when asked for a comment earlier.  “No comment” were his exact words in fact.  Alan remains unarguably the finest individual in the known universe.    

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