Paul N Shark

4 years they've Binn on the strip.

Coys

Mr Blobby likes it.

Lighten up for ****s sake !

Test driving one of Storrars motors tomorrow, does anybody know how to turn the clock back on an Audi Q7 ? How far is Elgin again ?

Alan Storrar made an appearance at Campus at the new strip launch yesterday.

15 goal minimum striker required.

Just shy of £50 for a journey that takes 3hrs 40 mins. The guards should be wearing d*** Turpin masks, robbing bastards.

Exactly the reason I was wanting Saints to play them early in the season.

Chuck a grenade in the front door, hey presto, this looks a bit better now !

Its high time the council spent money on training apprentices and trying to attract decent work for young people. Perth in the Spotlight for all the wrong reasons. This bollocks should be privately funded.

Pure Pish.

Get Adidas in and stop ****in about with shite makes.

This one will give you the boke.

That's why Saints are in the Black and most others clubs are up there necks in debt. However, The club website is a bag of spanners and does need a new look.

What a stupid statement that is, would you say that to his victims families?

Nobody is stereotyping all immigrants as criminals but if checks had been done on this guy when he entered the UK that young girl would still be alive today.

Alice Gross: Coroner Calls For Immigration Checks http://news.sky.com/story/1721494/alice-gross-coroner-calls-for-immigration-checks

Who's the granny ?

On a Christmas piss up at Edwards Engineering one of the apprentices got fired through the window after a drink fuelled punch up, ****in mayhem. around about 1982 I think

Pour a can of Tennents into it and claim your insurance. p.s. Make sure your insurance hasn't run out, ha ha !

Switch it off at the plug and then switch it on again. Worth a try.

Cannae stop laughing, gubbed by a bunch of fishermen ha ha

Barton is a shithouse.

Anybody walking around with trousers flapping in the wind with a pound of sausages in his hand should be locked up immediately.